Posts by mikeyagain

1. 2019-04-11 at 4:32 PM UTC in Digital thermostats are fucked
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He'd create a time machine out of a washing machine motor and some 3m tape and travel back to the 80s.

   
   I like the time he hooked up stereo wires, and shocked a guys heart back into beat.. Dude was gifted...
2. 2019-04-11 at 4:22 PM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking me
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by aldra print out a big glossy photo of her dad's face and wear it as a mask
   
   she likes her dad right?

   
   Probably where I went wrong with my ex... I never gave her the daddy fantasy.. *kickin myself
3. 2019-04-11 at 4:11 PM UTC in Digital thermostats are fucked
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny macgyver would die if he were to live in this decade.

   
   He'd just slap your punk ass.. Ya think??
4. 2019-04-11 at 4:04 PM UTC in Digital thermostats are fucked
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   I remember this one time at, Motel 6,(seriously) the smoke alarm went off at 4 in the morning, for no reason.. Half asleep, but freaking, I ripped it out of the ceiling, and laid back down..
5. 2019-04-11 at 1:25 PM UTC in Someone Committed Suicide Jumping from Frost Tower Garage
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not it's not, this is a good way.
   
   A steak dinner
   A cake
   A whore
   A bottle of whiskey
   A gun
   
   done in that order.

   
   Oh I don't know, I don't like fuckin on a full stomach.. The rest seems in order tho..
6. 2019-04-11 at 12:30 PM UTC in What is the best scouring pad uve ever had?
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   
   
   Kinda sad that we've been reduced to talking about scouring pads now..
   
   😊
7. 2019-04-11 at 1:16 AM UTC in CNN needs to die in a fire!
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Erekshun Open to suggestions.

   
   Don't Waste time on the front people, in politics..
8. 2019-04-11 at 12:58 AM UTC in Was going to get a 📦 of whippets
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Erekshun How do I get on tinychat?

   
   Bet Bill Krozby would gently put you in a choke hold, and lead you there..
9. 2019-04-11 at 12:47 AM UTC in Im going to annoy the emergency services for a while
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Erekshun Say you are on dick withdrawl

   
   Can't really call that being on it??
10. 2019-04-11 at 12:41 AM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox What a coincidence, I just woke up and I'm getting pizza too

    
    Life is good...
11. 2019-04-11 at 12:33 AM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Erekshun Which you got tonight Mikey?

    
    The skank's making a frozen pizza, while we toast shots of watered down Tvarscki.. Gotta forgive her..😋
12. 2019-04-11 at 12:19 AM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Nah, it's the second cheapest available around here
    
    IIRC that bottle was $9

    
    Tvarscki is cheap, but it's real.. If you go cheaper than that, then you may as well have your skank, drinking, and watering down your booze, before you get home... I know this.. 😊
13. 2019-04-10 at 4:29 AM UTC in I had a dream with bumble in it this morning.
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not bumble from DH I hope…

    
    
    
    I wonder what ever happened to that sheep sniffer??
14. 2019-04-10 at 2:56 AM UTC in DAMN GOOD FOOD!
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol Mikey you love animals too much to eat that
    
    
    I'd keep two or three as pets if they would stay that size

    
    😊..
    
    True, as far as the penguin goes, but I'd fuck up a live chicken, and throw it on the grill..
15. 2019-04-10 at 2:08 AM UTC in DAMN GOOD FOOD!
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    
    
    
    Damn, now I'm hungry...😈
16. 2019-04-10 at 1:10 AM UTC in What do you think Pablo escobar thought of the film Scarface?
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    OT.. Probably that he'd like to do that, Pfeiffer bitch too..
    
    😋
17. 2019-04-10 at 12:54 AM UTC in The Keto diet killed my baby.
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Number13 What exactly were they trying here?

    
    I have no idea, I was thinking it would be funny if that's when Fona, and his woman were bumpin ugly's, in the Sonic, for the first time...😊
18. 2019-04-10 at 12:23 AM UTC in Americans Lack Self Control
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Admin I don't think his daughter is dead.

    
    Kinda what I was gettin at..😊
19. 2019-04-10 at 12:12 AM UTC in The Keto diet killed my baby.
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
20. 2019-04-10 at 12:01 AM UTC in Tomorrow is my last day alive (apparently)
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Erekshun Damn whores

    
    It's not the whores fault, it's the guys stupid enough to fight over the whores..