Originally posted by WellHung
I panhandle @ intersections wen i'm low on dough, yo.
I just steal food, it's more fun to run around and be a menace. We should be encouraging regular local clandestiene yoink networks that engage in gorilla warfare against corporations
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[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I did a wake and bake and watched all the episodes in a row and I would have to agree it's a good show. The part when the main dude lost his finger made me LOL.
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What ?? I'm not from this community and never met a tranny in my life before. I have always been a stud that has an easier time picking girls up than keeping them around, because they can't handle me at my worst and i'm a bitch queen from heck
My life is an endless series of such events and actions. If you focus on the penis, you will only see the penis. But if you pull back the foreskin you will see there is a person with a soul there that is more than just a number, they are a collection of memories and experience just like you.
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Not a single person in human history has ever died from covid. They died from asphyxiation.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Covid doesn't actually kill anyone it just reduces your ability for your lungs to exchange oxygen which causes asphyxiation death.
Covid is kinda like Derrick Chauvin, he didn't "murder" George floyd but his actions led to the complications that caused his death.
Originally posted by Ghost
I'm going to die of cardiac arrest aspyxiation like my best friends from here sploo and mr william douglas B Bill Krozbyler also thats how george floyd died
I imagine most of us are destined to that fate. My girlfriend is begging me to stop, I am good at breaking people out of wanting to do drugs because usually once they're around me they want to turn their lives around and never do a bad thing ever again, they should put me on scared straight.
and I just tell myself every day Waylyn, you're doing fine.
i shoud, have posted this in that other thread
Oxygen is the real drug and gun, slowly killing us all as it oxidizes our cellular walls, makes drugs expire, metals rust and everything it touches gets put on a countdown timer. It's basically a form of non lethal reverse radiation that kills us as soon as we don't have it in our system. Oxygen is the ultimate "fossil fuel" building block of life, and creator of death. The Ying and Yang.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I am a gasman from the planet nicotina-1 where there is only 1% oxygen 99% nicotine vapor, the only suitable environment for me is the gas chambers. I need a protective diver suit with a gigantic death skull and bones tank at all times or I will DESTROY YOU
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Yeah I would like to have a candle lit dinner with him after winning a prize in a contest and then pull out a gun at the last minute and hold the entire mac donalds hostage so I can spend eternity with review brah
We will hijack the internet and demand deliveries and development of new menu items or we start killing people
MR. BRAH NEEDS A VENTI STARBUCKS CUP OF ICED WATER AND A CHANGE OF SUITS PLEASE
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I don't miss anyone because if you aren't HERE right now that means you never seek out never do shit, the fuck are they doing???
People like that and DONT MAKE ME NAME OTHERS can't be around a forum internet because they have nothing to say and know replying will just make them feel like an even shittier
You can really get a gauge for how socialized people are when they mention THE LAW or CUSTOM and CULTURE in every breath, NOOO NOO THATS ILLEGAL! THATS IMMORAL! The left/right framing everything it's either us or them seems to work for them
I suspect deep down they know its bigger than that, but swallowing the society pill is easier
we are all just LOSERS that need to GET OFF THE COMPUTER GO THROW A FOOTBALL
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be a soldier in the napoleonic wars just another cog in the machine and get wounded and spend my days making wood carvings and sustinance farming in the prussian countryside with my wife and two haggred ugly daughters that marry American men they meet from the internet
But that will never happen because we live in a hyper socialized ME ME ME snowflake society where a soldier needs to be saluted and politicized and rise through the ranks just like whenever I get a job somewhere shitty and expect I can keep my head down but everyone is amazed at a militant work ethic and says WOW REALLY GUNNING FOR THAT PROMOTION GONNA BE CEO ONE DAY HUH
like no, NO. I want to be gunning for a british cavalry charging at me, missfire my musket and lose an arm. I don't want anyone to salute me, I don't want a parade. I want to be drinking at a pub one day and mention in passing that i'm a soldier and not like a point of pride but just some shitty napoleonic conscript like "yeah I just did it for the money and lost me arm"
and that's that. Now if someone loses their arm they gotta be an arm activist and start a onlyfans or gofundme or whatever , society is sick
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I just sneezed 8 times in a row. New personal record. I always want to hit 8 but I usually SNUFF OFF at around 5. then i force 6 and really have to force 7. but i got 8 this time. WOO HOOOOOO
by the way mothers day is coming up and unlike you fools asking for what to give you moms like sexual massages and sexual bird baths i personally am going to give my mother one of the coolest and best gifts a mother could ever ask for: A SCAVENGER HUNT
I'm gonna make a series of notes that lead her to different places and then when she gets to the end its gonna be me sitting at a booth at the fanciest restaurant in town with a big juicy steak waiting for her.
that's the plan.
thanks
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Let's not forget that braking had nothing to do with this accident. It was caused by an overheated wheel bearing which 3 separate dectors reported. It wasn't until a temptature of over 650 degrees higher than the ambient temperature that was reported that the crew chose to apply breaks. Then the bearing failed causing 23 cars to derail.
Steel doesn't melt until 2600°F. Friction couldn't melt those steel beams.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
this meme is so deep your dumb fucking fag ass cant understand it COPPER ZIMMY IS BLUE BECAUSE HE HAS A PATINA FINISH YOU FUCKING NAZI DICK SUCKING SECRET MUSLIM FAGGOT!!
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Is it weird if a woman doesn't own a vibrator? I used to search my mum's room as a teen to steal her money and she didn't have one. Always creeped me out a bit.
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