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  1. A fourteen inch dildo so my ex g/f can reminisce!!
  2. Originally posted by WellHung No shit? I never heard of that b4…. I don't think they do that here in Illinois but I'd better check…👍😟😞

    No need to check! I've seen cops run plates while trolling the parking lot at watering holes!
  3. I think I used one of his stocking stuffers!!!!
  4. It sucks that I have to use a tube sock for a condom!!
  5. Originally posted by Sophie You know i often get accused by leftist liberal scum that i'm just a mean spirited person who hates the poor and doesn't want to help them, on the contrary i do want to help them however socialists got the world backwards and here's why.

    People have this notion that if we just dump a shitload of money on the poor that poverty will decrease, you know, person A is broke and can't get food give him a dollar and voila he can buy a sandwich. Well you see, this is stupid elementary school level thinking. Because in fact a basic principle of economics is that: What you subsidize increases. Just look at America, HUGE welfare and social programs and yet poverty is increasing. Instead of dumping money on people how about we invest in creating jobs?

    Ahhh but you see! It's the evil capitalist corporate scumbags who aren't hiring anyone because they're greedy! Well i suppose they do want to cut cost, sounds like good policy to me if you have a company to run, people are expensive after all. So how do we solve this conundrum? Easy, we get rid of minimum wages. If minimum wages go down it will be cheaper to hire people, more human capital means more productivity and more productivity means more money at the end of the day.

    So, get rid of welfare.
    Get rid of minimum wages.

    Thus we have made it more profitable to hire people and the people on welfare can go to work in the new jobs we have created.

    One question: Do you think the extra money will increase wages or at least wages that people can comfortably live?
  6. Originally posted by Daily
    This reminds me of a time where only two words were spoken. I nodded to this broad in a bar motioning to the door, got in my car, drove off to a forest preserve. parked. Got out. Fucked the shit outta her. Went back to the bar. Ate my steak and left.

    Oh!! The only two words, you ask??

    "Ohhhhhh Goddddddd"!!
  7. Not for me!! :)
  8. You actually read that whole thing?
  9. I was out n about in dairyland when i happened to stumble upon this fiery bbw redhead in a grocery store. I loveredheads so i had to drop a few lines on her. She accepted my offer 4 a drink n while talking to her i found out she id some escorting. We negotiated a rate and off to a hotel we went. We talked for awhile and i couldn't help but notice her feet were dangling. She took off her shoes and omg she's got sexy feet! She inched closer to me, layed back and presented her feet to me. i accepted her offer and slithered my tongue around her soft toes. Yummmm...I was in heaven! Her legs slightly spread open to give me a glimpse of her silk n lace undies. i noticed a wet spot and i went totaaly apeshit on her feet. I had nearly half her foot in my mouth when i heard an exasperated moan as her hand wasburied inside her panties. I smelled a "familiar" sweet scent as she arched her back in an intense orgasm. Shefainted for a brief second. When she came too she knelt over to me with her nectar in her hand and presented it to me in my mouth. She said, " Feast" as my mouth opened to take in her ssweet offerings. She then wiped some on her foot and raised it to my mouth. Again, i was lapping at her foot while the other one was gently rubbing my now hardening crotch. Her eyes widened in disbelief and yelped, " This cannot be you"!! She demanded me to stand up and release the fury between my legs. She demanded i go slowly exposing my trimmed, blonde pubic hair and eventually the hedge of my shaft. Biting her nails she was sitting there in anticipation. Slowly i dropped my drawes to reveal the full, erect length of me with a pulsating, rosy, mushroom head. She slithered over excitedly and placed now my fully endowment alongside her forearm. "My God", she exclaimed! This has to be at leaast 14"'s long!! There is no way i can take yoou in me!! And your sack is as big as as a pocket purse"!! She played with my balls and stroked me till some pre-cum came out. She darted her tongue out to tasteme. Shesaid, " A little salty, but i can make concesiions. She then proceeded to insert the bulb in her mouth. It took her a little while, but she eventually got it in. She seemed like she was enjoying the challenge and eventuaaly got half of me in her mouth. Her soft lips and tongue felt phenomenal. Her talented, soft hands were stroking me as i was feeling the build-up. She insisted i not cum in her mouth, but by that time it was too late. She rose to her feet mouth closed and her lips parted mine as she deposited my cream down my throat(about a shot glass full). i defiantly accepted it and she told me, " See?? How does taste"??

    Her hand firmly gripping my cock she squeezed out the rest of it and wiped it on my face. She came in for another kiss and my bulb accidentally rubbed up against her swollen clit. She grabbed my cock and feerishly rubbed the head on her clit. Within seconds i felt her body trembling as i felt a wave of fluids wash along my cock. She fell to the couch and started furiously masturbating! Wveafter wave of fluids projected out of her as my chest and groin area were covered with her ejaculate. I decided to give her something she may have never see. I layed on my back, threw my legs over my shoulder and started to suck her nectars off my cock (first time). Her eyes popped out at this and she had three fingers deep inside her. She was still squirting and demanded i cum in my mouth! To no avail, though. It was my first time doing this and it was kind of an inmpulsive thing. I stood up on top of her and started jacking off in front of her. Her hand was still in her pussy and i felt another eruption coming. My eyes rolled in the back of my head, my back started arching. Ican hear her loudly moan as i felt another wave of squirt buncing off my chest! Her foot wasrubbing my balls and that was it! i catapulted another four or five streams on her! Her mouth opened asshe willingly accepted two streams down her throat! One went over her head while the other went into her hair!!

    "Damn it"! shesaid. "I told you not to cum in my hair"!!

    Women. You can't figure them out!

    BTW...I 4 got to leave her the roses! lololol
  10. Originally posted by jillvalentine Or everyone has big dicks.

    Hey!! I resemble that statement!!
  11. Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I've been content with this for over a decade. It makes me feel like shit hearing about my friends telling me they got laid again (example, my best friend just told me about the fucking 35th girl he's fucked – and he's not lying) while meanwhile I'm pretty much a virgin if it wasn't for that one fluke. It just isn't fucking fair, women hate me. And I didn't ask how she was doing, I asked WHAT she was doing that night since the assignment was over. I can't fucking ask that without being desperate wtf? I'm sick of these fucking games where you have to be careful with every little thing you say. I'm not playing that shit!

    It just makes me feel SO fucking shit that all these girls are hitting on guys and fucking them 24/7 but I'm just as active and social and outgoing and I get no advances. I used to work at a bar and girls would always be hitting on the other bartenders, but NEVER on me. :( Once we were all talking about how many girl customers had asked us out (or at least asked what we were doing after work) and I was the only one to say zero. It was fucking humiliating. But that's just how it is for me.

    But it'll all fucking change when I get buff and do the tinder thing. THEYRE ALL GOING TO FUCKING PAY (emotionally).


    Dude, Ima gonna give you some advice. You're gonna owe me! Instead of asking a girl what she is doing tonight, ask her if she wants to go________________

    Get the idea??
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