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Posts by EllariaSand

  1. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT its sad you fail at funny,, ur 5th grade humor is so 1942

    Aww come on porky

    We all know ya can’t eat pork chops without any teef
  2. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    You’re a real treat Matthew....imma steal extra special fake pics for you 😉
  3. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    😫

    Where’s Sancho when we need him
  4. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Yes little stumpy.....we’ve all “seen it” 😂😂🤣😂🤣
  5. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Would you ever consider fucking me?

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    You’re white so I doubt it
  6. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT she went in more of a man than you and came out more of a man than you,, I doubt you could do 3 years

    His grandmother is more of a man than he is.....
  7. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Actually several people think this.....but carry on 👊
  8. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Ya think 😝 🤣😂🤣
  9. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    💋 lj
  10. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT lol,, he just handed me my Dinner,, pork chops and green beans with a side of mashed taters

    You have a dog that cooks?

    Or are you eating that pork flavored gravy train again?
  11. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Matt’s relieved


    They used to hand him his sorry ass daily 😂🤣😂🤣
  12. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 Does your married girlfriend know how many times you send " i want to rape" pms?


    Also, you sell mobile homes to meth junkies for living.

    The only thing he sells are mounds bars to granny for computer privileges
  13. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Then you folks ought to love me….I frequently dress as a woman and get arrested for shoplifting rubber undergarments

  14. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I always know when I'm getting to Matt and hitting too close to home when he starts making up bullshit trying extra lol

    Say hi to Grammy Grams bitch

    His MO is pure BS and always has been.....well, to be fair he peppers in pathetic crying and desperate messages to women who ignore him here, just like IRL
  15. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung You have a whole lot more posts than I do…lol… can you say hypocrite?😉🤣

    Difference being I post from only one profile whereas you’re posting from at least three......


    Can’t help but wonder what they all add up to...🤔
  16. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I'm getting it much better than you from a much more desirable woman..nigga, im good. But you seem triggered about how broke and pathetic you are…lolol… how does it feel to know that you can't even provide for your own girl?🤣😆

    Dayyyyym Matt.....for someone with a “desirable” woman and a profitable career in “Real Estate”

    You spend an inordinate amount of time here posting from multiple profiles......this behavior could lead people to believe that everything you post is in fact what we refer to as utter bullshit......🤤
  17. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    LMFAO


    Yeah......thats why you never married 😂🤣😂🤣
  18. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah i drove back home from round rock and then stayed up sippin brews. I know you're trying to be "funny" but you're not very good at it.

    You however have completely mastered the ability to make stupid LAME posts.....👏👏
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  20. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Lolol… imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, folks… another one of my fans from DH trying to imitate me but unsuccessfully doing so…😀😅😋

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