Posts by EllariaSand

1. 2018-08-02 at 3:06 PM UTC in There are 1640 calories in a bottle of vodka
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2. 2018-08-02 at 3:01 PM UTC in Smells you like during hot weather.
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   Thank you for your service 👍
3. 2018-08-02 at 3 PM UTC in I sucked 10 dicks at the gym today...
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   Originally posted by Mewsik My husband wants his money back .. from you and the Gym !

   
   Not satisfied with his blow job?
4. 2018-08-02 at 2:58 PM UTC in Smells you like during hot weather.
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   Poor people have no soul
5. 2018-08-02 at 2:53 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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   Originally posted by WellHung Heading to work.

   
   
6. 2018-08-02 at 2:51 PM UTC in I'm madly in love with my girlfriend...
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   Originally posted by 🐿 Flex seal or flex tape would allow him to rough that bitch up good.

   
   Not if he gets on top
7. 2018-08-02 at 2:50 PM UTC in It's a Bad Idea to.......
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   WD-40 as a “lubricant”
8. 2018-08-02 at 2:48 PM UTC in ABC --- ONE Word --- PAY is thinking about....
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   Depends
9. 2018-08-02 at 2:47 PM UTC in I'm madly in love with my girlfriend...
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   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That looks like April Madison before she got fat.

   
   “Overinflated”
   
   
   It’s less demeaning to her than “fat” 😉
10. 2018-08-02 at 2:46 PM UTC in Lanny especially hates Joe Rell...
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    Originally posted by POLECAT bla bla bla ,,, Yappity fuckin yap yap

    
    
    
    Try sealing the uppers directly to the lowers....cuts out on the yapping...saves $$ on butter sammmaches cos ya can’t chew 👍
11. 2018-08-02 at 2:41 PM UTC in I'm madly in love with my girlfriend...
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    Originally posted by WellHung I just enjoy eating a side dish now and then…

    
    We get it
    
    Sometimes she deflates.....
    
    
    
    If you really want to remain true to her.....
    
    
12. 2018-08-02 at 2:36 PM UTC in Smells you like during hot weather.
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    Originally posted by stl1 Napalm in the morning.

    
    The smell of desperation seems popular
13. 2018-08-02 at 2:35 PM UTC in Lanny especially hates Joe Rell...
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    Blocking is for pussies 🙄
14. 2018-08-01 at 11:55 PM UTC in I enjoy not having THC and alcohol in my blood stream
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    I enjoy having blood in my alcohol stream
15. 2018-08-01 at 11:54 PM UTC in MmmmGuyliner :)))
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    Ok
16. 2018-08-01 at 11:54 PM UTC in New plant bred - Senecio candicans (Angel Wings)
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    No chlorophyll 😧
17. 2018-08-01 at 11:52 PM UTC in I enjoy yanking my athletic shorts up to my chest...
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    You’re welcome
18. 2018-08-01 at 11:50 PM UTC in I enjoy irritating women that reject my romantic advances...
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    Originally posted by WellHung
    
    Its false. Even boss babe will tell you that.

19. 2018-08-01 at 11:48 PM UTC in I enjoy yanking my athletic shorts up to my chest...
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    To be fair so is Gary Busey
    
    
20. 2018-08-01 at 11:45 PM UTC in Hi I'm Tommy
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