Posts by EllariaSand

1. 2018-05-26 at 7:43 PM UTC in Just broke up with my slampig after a year
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   We must get drunk immediately
2. 2018-05-26 at 7:42 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
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   HAY
   
   
3. 2018-05-26 at 7:40 PM UTC in The Oscars Aren't Just for Rich Whites Anymore
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   I didn’t watch them or read that novel......sawree
4. 2018-05-26 at 7:38 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
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   Sanchorino 👍
5. 2018-05-26 at 7:34 PM UTC in I am distributing tickets for a one time sexual experience with yours truly
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6. 2018-05-26 at 7:31 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
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   You need flour for that shit nigga
7. 2018-05-26 at 7:30 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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   I’m feeling like havin some whores -de -erves
8. 2018-05-26 at 7:29 PM UTC in I am distributing tickets for a one time sexual experience with yours truly
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   Will there be a lottery drawing?
   
   A bitch ain’t got no time to stand in line yo
9. 2018-05-26 at 7:27 PM UTC in I feel sorry for Mac Miller
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   Standing by your man is so 2017
10. 2018-05-26 at 7:25 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit Yep. Just killing time onlline before my next book and T.V. show comes out.

    
    Slayin it 👊
11. 2018-05-26 at 7:24 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gumbo Bill Krozby is the Oprah of STDs

    
    Ok
    Now this is fucking funny 😂😂😂
12. 2018-05-26 at 7:23 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit How edgy

    
    OJ
    
    That you brah?
13. 2018-05-26 at 7:20 PM UTC in Bad Ideas at the Beach
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ So easily? Dang dang dang.
    
    Got any bad beach ideas? I'm here now. I'm ready.

    
    Seems infinity wants to see a pic of you on the beach in your bikini
    
    Let’s start with that 👍
14. 2018-05-26 at 6:20 PM UTC in Bad Ideas at the Beach
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Is this what your posts look like when you can't find a gif or meme to use?

    
    Triggered
15. 2018-05-26 at 3:26 PM UTC in Bad Ideas at the Beach
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    Ok
16. 2018-05-26 at 3:19 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
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    Please excuse me now.....I’m going out to get a life & make some friends as instructed......hopefully I’ll be deemed more “e-popular” by the self appointed “in crowd” when I return....I do so want a seat at the Cool Kids Table 🙏
    
    
    The opinions of strangers are* very important to me 👊
17. 2018-05-26 at 3:16 PM UTC in InfinityShock has an e-crush on Bossbabe...
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    Sadly for IS, Matt is the only poster who actually sent him the nudes 🤢
18. 2018-05-26 at 3:15 PM UTC in I collect restraining orders like kids collect fireflies in a jar...
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    Matt is one bad ass mo fo.....
    
    
    Ask his granny...she’ll tell you
19. 2018-05-26 at 3:14 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
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    The guilt is almost too much to bear tho.....
    
    
20. 2018-05-26 at 3:06 PM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread
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    Don’t ask me to say the Act of Contrition
    
    
    
    I don’t know that one.......K 😬