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Posts by WellHung

  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enterita ~L J~ we made a deal that we'd stop acknowledging each other. Don't go thanking posts calling me out, you fucking weasel. Tread fucking lightly.

    Lolol
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by EllariaSand But I’ve never gotten a dick pc from you





    Nor have I seen you post a picture….unless the one on zocalo is real



    Then yum

    Lol...you're irrelevant fat girl... no one is interested in a fat ugly troll.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist We don’t even know if Sheri had sex with Matt, he constantly lies. From the sounds of it she visited him; doesn’t mean she had sex with him. I’d rather hear Sheri’s side.

    Jealous cuz you're fat and ugly and no one wants to touch you with a ten-foot pole?
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 Every woman has a cpl “Matt’s” hidden in their closet…

    90% of every guys sex partners are mattettes…

    Lol...Please elaborate my friend
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    You're a strange bird Robert
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enterita why can't you take a photo of your torso

    I will if you declare yourself my electronic friend. And if you stop dissing dhers and calling us losers.
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    Enterira you cannot believe anything those trolls say
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Thats a photoshopped pic of sumone. I dont know who.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enterita Aren't you a loser they all make fun of for being fat and ugly? Yet you actually had sex with one of them? I don't even know where to fucking begin here.

    You're not very bright dude. They are lying...lol. I'm tall, handsome and built like a brick shithouse.... im a bodybuilder.
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cootehill You probably turned her gay

    She called me One Pump Peter.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    And I'm the last man she ever will have sex with... I tagged her before her body dysmorphic disorder overwhelmed her.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You know all you are doing by washing your hands with soap and water is shuffling the bacteria back and forth right…unless it's antibacterial soap and you wash/scrub for a good 5 or 10 mins…I understand it puts your mind at ease to hear some random fool run water on his hands for 20 seconds…but it's really not doing much of anything.

    But even then…with a ghost poop there is no handling…its out clean, and disappears behind the bend before you even have chance to marvel at it. Hands free.

    Indeed! I love those poops!
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe it was one of those hands free no wipe ones…we've all had them..so solid and firm they don't leave a trace.

    More than likely though he was a fast food worker.

    Lololol
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I too was stung one singular time, on the high seas of Clearwater Beach, one dark and dreary night. We merry band of travelers consuming spirits and fine fruits, made way to the oceanside, the tides unusually high amidst a nearby hurricane.

    Upon a likely excessive amount of responsible ale consumption, we came in agreement and sought the company of the stirring sea and the pounding waves.

    Plunging into the dark abyss we became shadow-like ragdolls being tossed about, not much unlike a jellyfish; the waves towering above us like Death himself.

    Alas, a felt the peculiar sting upon my thigh of what resembled several babby mosquitos, and looked down to catch but the briefest glimpse of a human sized jellyfish.

    In my intoxicated state I laughed heartily and carried on thrashing about in the whirling waters until eventually retiring back upon dry land.

    Upon inspection of my upper leggal region I discovered an abnormally massive rash of red blotches and pus-like fluids embedded within it.

    After a brief conference we concluded it twas but nothing of concern and ventured home.

    Got my leg amputated a week later, good fuckin friends I got huh.

    Telling tall tales, youngster?
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Be thankful you avoided The Sting of the box jellyfish or the Portuguese man-of-war
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Red_Woman LOL

    I need attention alba
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby people asking me if i have a case of the mondays



    But u mainly work weekends at the Olive Garden... so why would they ask you if you have a case of the Mondays?
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Her face looks fine to me I wud definitely lick it
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    This thread suks.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Shut up, dork. Ur annoying.
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