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  1. esbity African Astronaut
    I do a $1.49 can of vegetables for another $1.29 can of vegetables. I sneak into the restroom with the can and wait 30 minutes before placing it on that way LP wont suspect anything. Afterwards, I buy at least $100 in other items so that it'll be snuck in. The next day I return all of the other items.

    Never fails.
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  2. esbity African Astronaut
    I always take the extra roll they have along with anything else. But Im noticing that I likely will never use the soap and shampoo/conditioner.

    What's your choice?
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  3. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aUl5R_1532265341
    lol

    But he was still in the store. Maybe he was just pocketing items to hold them, so that he could carry other items he was planning on buying.

    I do it all the time.
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  4. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock hopefully it wasnt in florida

    thats the kind of shit that gets yourself shot.

    Not if you don't get caught. I got away.
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  5. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Good answer.


    Just put some tape over the camera lens.

    It would be better to detach the camera cable and the microphone cable.
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  6. esbity African Astronaut
    Lamy needs go make a web interface that allows us to use his server to run automated tasks against other sites. Like repetitive HTTP requests with some basic logic that checks the response for specific strings.
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  7. esbity African Astronaut
    I used to burg sheds and concession stands in elementary school. There was pressure from my peers. A lot of them ended up in prison.

    I enjoyed it.
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  8. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you forgot about how you get convienently lost and sell your shithole pussy to older men on those trails

    I like the excitement of getting lost.
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  9. esbity African Astronaut
    So hypothetically, a person could get an oz of coke and several grams of heroin, bag it all up in small bags, place it all in a little travel bag, along with a scale, and a stolen gun.

    A person could take a picture of their friend and plqce it on a fake id, and have the name on the fake id match a prepaid debit card that was taken taken out using stole PI. This could also be placed in the travel bag along with some stolen mail.

    This travel bag would be placed in the friends vehicle secretly the night before the friend drivesto work. Stolen license plates would be place on the friends vehicle.

    Then, as the friend leaves for work, call the police and report his vehicle as cutting threw lanes and flashing a gun. Using multiple burner phones will have the police on him/her fast.

    Imagine the charges and the look on his face.

    Distribution of Cocaine
    Distribution of Heroin
    Possession of a stolen gun
    Identity Theft
    Possession of a forged instrument
    Mail Theft
    Possession of stole. plates

    lol
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  10. esbity African Astronaut
    Fat people shouldn't be allowed to live.
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  11. esbity African Astronaut
    Just keyed some faggots car.

    This prick gets out of his car, lets the wind slam his door into my car. He looks at me inside my car and just looks away. He doesnt say a thing.

    I gave his car a nice scratch right in front of a bunch of people but the wind was so loud and they were busy, so no one noticed.

    Prick deserved it.
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  12. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Manonfire Lol @ gettin lost

    Yeah...no joke...
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  13. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS That's pretty gay, bro.

    But guys with long hair...
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  14. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer

    LMRAO

    R???
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  15. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick If everyone at work hates you, don't talk about your criminal past at work.

    I don't and I never committed a crime. Its all hypothetical jokes.
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  16. esbity African Astronaut
    The real question, is the universe infinite?

    Who cares though. Interesting to think about but life is to short to waste time wondering.
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  17. esbity African Astronaut
    STFU with the shit threads. Lamy has to move these.
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  18. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The hard and fast "rule" is: men should date women half their age +7yrs.

    Honestly, I meet girls that age, and I think they look older than me. But Im in the states where obesity is popular. Being healthy has a downside.
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  19. esbity African Astronaut
    Dont worry, she's out there. Right now, she's young, has a tight body, and wouldnt even notice you. You wouldn't have a chance with her as she's into all of the hot guys with money. But they dont want her, so they pass her around. She likely has a credit card and is out having the time of her life. She may be in college and has big plans.

    But don't worry. Once she fails out of college, defaults on her CC, and starts gaining weight and get s saggy, she'll find a guy like you that falls in love with her and provides for her.
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  20. esbity African Astronaut
    Id be Mac's dad.
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