Originally posted by Mighest
A Weekender. I usually don't drink on the weekdays unless I have them off.
But I drink every weekend even if I plan not too.
I always drink because I like quality beer and I don't have anything stopping me and I figure I only live once.
Another beer for all of you after a day of sketchy business, a prostitute, and collecting data.
Drinking every weekend? You sound like a normal, responsible person.
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I really wish I was joking but during a momentary lapse of judgement I hired a stripper named Mercedes to come and entertain me for the afternoon. Unknown to me at the time my wife was ahead of schedule and arrived early. Now I got this stripper on her way over and I've been trying to reach out to cancel but she's unresponsive and hasn't read my messages at all.
I'm starring out my window with a fist-full of "go-away" money hoping to run out and shoo her off before my wife wonders why the dog is barking and there's a cow in heels walking up to the door.
Sometimes when I'm bored I do stupid stuff and this time I may have went too far.
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2024-11-06 at 4:01 PM UTC
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Trump Wins
Im so happy we have our president back and not some nigger whore sitting in a mans chair 🥰
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Originally posted by xy0
why the fuck would you rake leaves. the forest floor needs detritus to properly provide nutrients. leaves just sit there and eventually melt into the ground or blow away into your 75 year old neighbor's yard–and once the single leaf touches his imported grass, you'll be damn sure to hear that 2-stroke unenhancemented self-powered zero-degree-turn bagging lawn mower on the scene.
Oh boo fucking hoo, nobody gives a shit about nutrients from crunchy leaves. Theyre in the way so we move them, a bird or dumbass bug would move the leaf anyway
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2024-10-30 at 6:19 PM UTC
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Just checking who's crazy
i'm more extreme than any MAGAist
#BitcoinAnarchy
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