First world problems I love it. Fona I know this must be a troll thread but if on the off chance it's true just tell your wife that the stripper was for her and you thought you might get lucky. YA neevva know man shit happens.
Fona open an IRA or 401K NOW!!!!if you haven't already I hope you have. Compound interest is a force of nature. I don't mean to shit on your bathroom but lets face it- half of that fancy lighting and bullshit is not going to be working in 5 years from now and it is going to be in need of replacement. Don't spend invest. Get a Financial planer now- set goals and do it.
Originally posted by Crispy
Oh boo fucking hoo, nobody gives a shit about nutrients from crunchy leaves. Theyre in the way so we move them, a bird or dumbass bug would move the leaf anyway
Ya plus you have to keep the yard looking good so the neighbors don't think your a druggy.
I think most people would be better off getting a puppy instead. And don't even get me started on the whole fucking carbon footprint bullshit. If I never had kids and you did guess who has the bigger footprint MOTHERFUCKER. I have enough credits to go to the fucking moon and back asshole.
Montreal is a shit hole. I went to visit in 1997 my car was hit with beer bottle and pissed on. Never went back. I can only imagine what's going on now.
