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Posts That Were Thanked by Technologist

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania notice the mindcraft is all of the continents of Earth pulled together (Pangaea?)


    rotate it sideways


    If you arrange them just right it spells out "Jeff hunter did 9/11"
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Tha3ts hawt. For realsies.

    Thanks. But I didnt finish.

    As we are laughing at the makeup, we take our clothes off in a heated passion . You're enamored with me and we start having anal sex in the back seat (lol back seat get it?) and you're totally gushing cum from how amazing I am at the sex and I'm about to cum and then spectral walks out from the store and tells us that he was watching the whole time and we are under arrest , but then I say "dude, cant you see we're trying to fuck here?" And hes like oh yeah, sorry. Then he leaves . Then he comes back and asks if he can join us for the fuck session and we look at each other and start laughing like, yeah....no. then we continue to do the anal sex and spec just sits there watching us and then when I finally cum I blow it onto his face and you and I high five one another and speed off
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  3. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Your body odor.
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  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Op has a grudge against children's hospitals and old white people's social clubs.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Plug that shit in dude! Get off the toilet.

    Get off THE POT.

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  6. G4LM African Astronaut
    YoU nEeD t0 JOim a ChURch!!

    "I did."

    NOW UR DUM HAHA GOTCHA
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  7. G4LM African Astronaut
    Things only Wariat says for 800
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just so used to it by now Tech babe ❤️

    But yeah I’m so ready lol
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  9. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Can you imagine this little princess in prison? Lol I think he would learn to love it after a few months.
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  10. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    posting in a hyper masculine thread
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what the fuck am I looking at
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  12. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie *Little feet coming up the stairs*

    "Onii-chan, i've brought you some… I-is that your big girlfriend?

    *Angry Pouty face*

    'Uh, yeah, yeah it is. Are you alright?'

    Oh! Me? Ha, sure well, i'll just leave these here alright? 'O-ok thanks, i guess'"

    *Wake up to little girl strangling me in my sleep*


    My life will literally be an anime, and then i can die a happy death.

    This made me sick
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Wake&Bake❤️
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    then you'll have a whole new reason to drink heavily
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    like I'd definitely whack right the fuck off to Marilyn (sic) monroe getting plowed in the library with the candlestick by professor gren or whatever I can't believe you'd bring this up and not post it
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  16. this is me
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  17. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    inferior kitty.
    hitler wouldn't approve.

    time to take it to doctor death.
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  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I know how unbearable Accountants can be.

    I used to be one.
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  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Is triangism like Pilates? Some yuppy kind of yoga? I can't do yoga, it makes me fart.
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  20. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    it was the 1998 denver broncos.
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