2019-05-10 at 10:45 PM UTC
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Technologist vs. Ofra Lala
Originally posted by POLECAT
Jill isn't comparable to any woman on here,, she got the booty and the loot and i'll bet that pussy aint all blown out,, larry seems like a 3.5 minute man to me so I doubt he even gets it good and lathered the fuk up before he flops over and gasps for air
You're right Pole. She loves me for my 3 minute prowess
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Don't know you but I hope you get well
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And everyone should be required to post a nude selfie before your first post of the day. Kinda like a password.
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Originally posted by mashlehash
Update
Made me think of the old episodes of unsolved mysteries when they gave an update at the end
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Dis mothafucka would throw a padlock on it before housekeeping came in AND when he goes down the hall to get ice
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Honestly I've been here for a year and this is the first time I've seen totse or 9/11 mentioned
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I bet Matt would stuff as many sub sandwiches into a mini fridge as he could
No drinks, just sub fuckin sandwiches for days.
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2019-05-05 at 10:11 AM UTC
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Drinking Rose
Originally posted by CASPER
Thats exactly what it feels like, actually. Yeah i went 13 years of heroin addiction without so much as a walk around the block. A lot of sitting. A lot of driving. No cardio, no exercise, and FUCKTONS of drugs. I think that might be exactly what it is. Im also really tall (6'7") and like 362 lb, so when im on the treadmill, if i dont have at least my fingers pressed against the sides of the machine, its just SO uncomfortable to walk more than a couple min. And if i try to not hold onto anything and just walk normally, its intensely uncomfortable.
Aside from doing the bike, Ive been using this machine that you sit in and twist your torso. But its so hard to isolate and not use my back muscles. My legs and back are really muscular from just being the weight and height that i am, but everything else is dogshit- so i find myself "cheating" and using those other muscles when im not concentrating.
I think thats probably exactly what it is though. Instead of putting in that half of my time doing curls and flys and shit (since my rotator cuff is apparently also super atrophied and shit and pop sout of socket when i stretch my arms out in a wide circle…which kind of gives me a clue as to what is probably going on with my other joints like my hips), i might just do what you guys suggested and put all that time into stretching and core strengthening. Bc half the time in the gym when i have to stop- its not because im too tired or i cant lift more or run farther…its just bc the pain is getting too uncomfortable and i dont want to do any more damage.
Im going to put a couple yardsticks against a wall and chart my progress according to how far i can shoot my load.
10/10 wine thread would sample again
Yeah I've went through cycles of being in top shape and letting myself fall well below a good baseline. So I've went through the process of building back up from basically nothing, and have experienced the pains and setbacks. I have problems with my lower back and always find that getting that entire core area back to where it needs to be is essential before I can really start to build. Once you get to a certain point though it will ease back pain and actually improve posture.
Think I've seen you mention yoga but could be wrong. You should try the broken table and work modifications into it. Will work wonders for your lower back.
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2019-05-05 at 1:44 PM UTC
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Does anyone miss cupocheer?
Originally posted by Krow
just like Lanny's board has (as default) black text, white background (or light blue.. I have another UI going on)
well this one stood out. they used a UBB or whatever code to make the background illuminate with light colored text. and it started off simple as an attack on America was emanate and how it was going to be done by their group highjacking planes (even United airlines) and fly them into the WTC and Whitehouse and Pentagon.
it would be multipl planes high-jacked at the same time. bombs would also go off. which was suspected.
it went on about other things and people kept asking questions. no one was replied to directly that I an remember but they kept repeating the basic over and over.
Mhm Mhm mhmmm.
It's worse than I thought
Skeletor has taken over Castle Grayskull
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So technically we're all touching balls right now?
What a messed up Friday
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I expected more edge in this thread
Right. The mature, thoughtful, deep and informative discussion of the totse community as opposed to the DH meaningless drivel
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2019-04-30 at 10:22 AM UTC
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Do faggots douche?
Originally posted by Erekshun
Asking for Larry.
Lol but I stalk you huh? Crybaby cunt.
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2019-04-29 at 10:42 PM UTC
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Literally Nothing Matters
Originally posted by gadzooks
Millions of our ancestors are dead and gone.
We all strive to get to the cheese at the end of our own rat races, but, like Lily Tomlin once said "even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat".
Physical pleasures are transient and ultimately meaningless.
We might like to pretend that there are ways in which we can create lasting value, like by creating art, or contributing scientific knowledge to our libraries, or even by reproducing.
But it's all self-serving anyhow.
There's no such thing as a legacy.
Why the fuck does anyone do anything? Are we just a bunch of automata striving to create our own legacy?
To what end, though? Does any of that shit matter once the very biological matter we consist of decomposes?
Why carry on this farce? Like, for real, why do the rest of you do it?
I feel like a fool for carrying on without being able to answer what should really be an incredibly simple question.
"Why?"
I simply do not know how to answer that.
No. You're right. None of this matters. Remember that next time some drunk guy tries to roll you and your friends in front of your women. Remember it the next time a drifting fiend tries to camp in your living room. Especially remember it the next time a woman tries to walk on ya.
Get what you want.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
You're too nice, man. For your own good. I don't know you on a personal level but it seems like you really need to stand up for yourself in a few areas.
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Originally posted by Octavian
I didn't kmow you were banging Squirrel Larry?
Jammy bastard.
Yeah man. She's A+ all around but she's an anal addict. Can't get enough.
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2019-04-27 at 7:25 PM UTC
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ATTN: EVERYBODY
April is a month
You're also a cock gobbler
Any other facts today?
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2019-04-27 at 7:44 PM UTC
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ATTN: EVERYBODY
Hey man go ahead and snort coke off a strippers dick in front of a live mariachi band with Desperado playing on the bar TV. The only one you're hurting is your momma.
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2019-03-29 at 2:35 AM UTC
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Breasts
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Man just eat chicken fish and eggs 4-5 times a day, supplement with casein protein before you go to sleep, and drink water like your life depends on it. Do that til the end of summer and you'll look and feel completely different.
If and when you actually do go to the gym, just worry about legs core chest and back. Build your strength up. Don't be worried about doing your little bicep curls.
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