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Posts That Were Thanked by larrylegend8383

  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Put saran wrap on the toilet that way he shits his ass
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Methuselah I just read the guy’s in court right now getting charged with ONE count of murder. With the name of the victim withheld.

    What the fuck?

    it's probably just a placeholder so they can keep him in remand (partially for his own protection); I'd doubt they even know the names of everyone who's been killed or injured yet
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  3. Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]


    ^Paul Clarendon Cox, pilot



    The New South Wales supreme court has released footage of a plane crashing into a ferris wheel near Taree airport in 2011. The collision was filmed by a girl on the ride, Amber Christine Arndell.

    Arndell, now 21, says she consequently suffers psychological problems and she's suing the Greater Taree city council as well as the pilot of the plane. The pilot, Paul Clarendon Cox, is also suing the council for allowing the ferris wheel to be located near the Taree airstrip which he claims was a potential obstruction and hazardous to aircraft
    https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kC4Ky_1552460494

    Imagine being this guy. What a dumb son of a bitch. I mean goddam. What a dumb son of a bitch.
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  4. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, I only despise the ones I see heavily speeding around town, without their cherries on…👍

    Bet they speed over to their skanks house, faster than they speed to the scene of a crime...
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT I hear sukin dik will make a bitches jaw hurt

    From a friend or?
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  6. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Berni didn't even comb his hair wtf?
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 You might as well draw a vagina on your dick because ___ ___ ___

    Fill in the blanks

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  8. Ghost Black Hole
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  9. loooooooooooool
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  10. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I used to manage a Vickers gas station and early one Saturday morning an assistant manager at another station called me up complaining that she couldn't make that morning's pump readings come out the way they should. I went over and ran all of the numbers and they wouldn't come out for me either. I then went through them pump by pump and figured out the pump that wasn't coming out properly. I went out to that pump and it showed 15 or so gallons for under $2 yet the several dollar per gallon pricing was correct. I got a lock and locked up the pump.

    I had the assistant manager call in the guy who had closed the night before. I showed him the locked up pump with the proof staring him in the face that he had changed the per gallon price to pennies per gallon to fill up his tank last night and then reset the price back. His mistake was that he didn't reset the pump to zero out the evidence.

    Seeing the evidence, he confessed.

    I knew and liked the guy. I let him go with the promise that he would never do it again. He had been in prison before and I felt sorry for him. I probably could have impressed management and made supervisor had I kept the pump locked and called in a supervisor. Still, I'm pretty sure my actions that day changed his life.
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  11. NO I AM NOT
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  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, i dont want to lose this magnificent species to extinction.

    Shove a Coca-Cola bottle up your ass for awareness. yeah.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    At the very least do the same thing to your other eye so you stay symmetrical.
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  14. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    To stand in the nude


    I know its rain and I can't comp-comp-COMPTON NIGGA
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My tongue's my money.

    Lemme invest in

    your small intestine.
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  16. HTS highlight reel
    You look like the kinda guy who'd fuck his parents' cat, so this thread doesn't surprise me.
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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    People take and take and take all their lives. They take so much that they get tired and bored of taking. They never tried giving. It's the giving that makes you feel like you're worth something; without it, you are just an empty shell.
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  18. Wellhung, you're a faggot.
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  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    suck my cork bitch
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nice. Happy Birthday bro.
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