Why are most embarrassing moments from school years? Bevause people. So many people.
One time, I was partying with a bunch of people and this girl was like hey wanna come fick me and I said yes
And we got to the room and there were 4 other girls just sleeping in there and the girl that asked me to come there is like, it's fine, so , we pushed the other girls off the bed and started fucking and the other girls woke up and slowly kinda crawled onto the bed because they saw us fucking and they were intrigued
So then it was me and 5 girls and they all were reaching at my cock like zombies and asking for their turn and I'm like hang kn jeez one at a time ladies
And then i took a big dump on the bed and three of the girls left but two of them stayed and told me that was their fetish
So the two girls literally started eating my poop and I was so turned on that they would do that that I pooped more and as it turns out they weren't doing it at all and I was actually in the middle of a really bad acid trip
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I remember when my first girl had her first babby of mine. It was a water birth ? Thing? Like where she was in a bathtub full of water and she gave birth tonthe kid and then we just looked each other in the eyes and held the kid under the water until it drowned to death.
Dont pour thr babby out with the bath water, I said. We laughed a bunch.
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
We couldn't turn around 'Til we were upside down I'll be the bad guy now But no, I ain't too proud I couldn't be there Even when I try You don't believe it We do this every time
Seasons change and our love went cold Feed the flame 'cause we can't let go Run away, but we're running in circles Run away, run away I dare you to do something I'm waiting on you again So I don't take the blame Run away, but we're running in circles Run away, run away, run away
Let go I got a feeling that it's time to let go I say so I knew that this was doomed from the get go You thought that it was special, special But it was just the sex though, the sex though And I still hear the echoes (the echoes) I got a feeling that it's time to let it go Let it go
Seasons change and our love went cold Feed the flame 'cause we can't let go Run away, but we're running in circles Run away, run away I dare you to do something I'm waiting on you again So I don't take the blame Run away, but we're running in circles Run away, run away, run away
Maybe you don't understand what I'm going through It's only me, what you got to lose? Make up your mind, tell me, what are you gonna do? It's only me, let it go
Seasons change and our love went cold Feed the flame 'cause we can't let go Run away, but we're running in circles Run away, run away I dare you to do something I'm waiting on you again So I don't take the blame Run away, but we're running in circles Run away, run away, run away
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I'm thinking about stocking up on kyjellie or "warm lovin" lube and trying to convince this slampig to come over this week I bet she's a real pro at taking it up the ass! If well hung was here in austin, I would share with him.
She seems like the kinda woman that comes along every once in a while thats really ready to make you happy.
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