It looks like golm actually had a gay crush on the guy who fucked him in the ass. golm rode a bus all the way to his internet love (and h addict) only to be fucked by her bf and fall in love with him instead.
Originally posted by hydromorphone
Don't you recall the pics I posted a loooooooooooong ass time ago when §m£ÂgØL was living with me and my now ex? I posted the pics of him in my light peach pink strapless dress he WANTED, even requested that exact dress, out of all the dresses I owned, which happened to be the most feminine dress of all, to wear. Granted, he was coming down from an intense trip, in which I had to chase him all over God's creation when I was 7 months pregnant, get kicked multiple times in the stomach, and then literally drag him under a fence to get him on my side, where he'd been running butt ass naked through the pine forest, and God only knows where else, where I pretty much made him sit with me hoping my now ex would come home and help me get him back to the house, which 2 hours later, he still wasn't there (I'd actually posted on the forum for the few people who had my cellphone # to call him and tell him to get the fuck home quick since we had a problem since I didn't have a phone there, or know §m£ÂgØL's thingie to be able to call from his, just prior to all this, when his decided to kick me, and refused to come back to the house- then he ran off when I went to call/post for help).
He kept crying for my now ex to come home and be with him, and he wasn't happy until he got there. I fucking literally had to pin his ass down to keep him from running off, while he yelled for like an hour he was dead, while trying to stick his fingers in my mouth/eyes and shit, which hurt, and I finally just bit the fuck out of him to get him to stop… which only kinda worked…. Eventually, I took off my pants since I was wearing a pair of shorts underneath since we had originally planned to have my ex drop us off at the spring to go swimming (He got lost in our bathroom which was literally 6'x4' behind the door. He should thank his lucky stars we didn't go there and be in public… he would have wound up dead, or in jail, most likely being out in public with rednecks, at a spring, with a river with high banks, and sharp rocks, and shallow water underneath at some spots). I gave him my pants, but they were really too big, and he kept dropping them when we went to walk, so I had to keep reminding him to hold them up… this took forever for us to make it back to the house… finally we did, and 15 mins later my ex finally arrived home all worried and shit since everyone with my # called/texted him at some point, just a little too late, or he just didn't get the texts/VM late for shitty service. SO I gotta hand it to ma niggas on here… and some who are MIA still (The Duke… Hope you're having a fun x–mas on your snowmobile, drinking' some beers, as opposed to being in jail or on probation or something bad…)Y'all came through when I really needed ya… it wasn't your fault my ex was an idiot and probably left the phone in the truck, and took his good ol' time knowing I was 7months pregnant, tripsitting a faggot spic who's prone to anxiety, and just displayed such right before you left…
… but yeah, after my ex got home, §m£ÂgØL cheered up, and then decided he wanted to wear a dress and cuddle with a puppy. I even found a matching shade of bright pink lipstick, and he was happy to let me put it on him. He totally loved dressing in drag, at least while he was in that 'come down' state after using an LSD analog.
I saw this shit coming a mile away. §m£ÂgØL was a born faggot, and even though his father says he can look a man in the eye (while being pounded in the ass) and tell if someone is a faggot or not, he either knows for sure his son is a fag, and is just trying to be polite, and save face for 'the family', so they don't lose respect from others over it, or… he's just a terrible judge of faggots.
Alls you gotta do is go into the search feature and search for posts containing "§m£ÂgØL" by user "hydromorphone", and then just ctrl+f §m£ÂgØL to see him mentioned in the worst of ways by the only female ever to ever give him any.
Judging by what is written in there, §m£ÂgØL likes to get fucked more than he likes to fuck; not surprising, but reading firsthand accounts of it is hilarious.
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I didn't think he was gay back or zoklit but then I saw him on tinychat and heard his voice and I was like "damn man you have a really gay fucking voice Holy shit" and he got really angry and insecure and banned me. Then I came in a few days later and he was still mad about it and banned me again. I kinda figured he was a Lil gay then but didn't out him.
I think he's a little straighter than he wants to admit. Being gay seems alot easier than being straight and if I had a choice it'd make more sense to go with the gayness up the anus
So I think he's not as gay as he lets on, partially because his likelihood of getting dick from this site are exponentially higher than the likelihood of getting pussy
It's funny when risir started posting people thought he was BradleyB
I for one enjoy seeing him grow as a person from a drunken, racist, runescaping odinist to an exotic pet supplying dab smoking grindr aficionado
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Originally posted by Jeff
Well written.
Its about your right to tell others how to live there stupid lives in order to protect your superior life form and hopefully reproduce and indoctrinate the next gen of little yous running around with their asthmatic genes all vaxxed out.
Well the future is now bud, let me see your papers..
Dude don't feed the troll.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Ya. Life is weird & Ive yet to figure out why I’m so terrified of ppl. More specifically, them knowing me or them seeing more than I wanna show.
Yeah, being vulnerable is fucking terrifying, especially because it's relinquishing control and by doing that you're not forcing the outcomes that you want to achieve. You got nothing to worry about. I really don't have anything to worry about. I'm dripping in toxic masculinity I need to shit out. I wanna disappear for a day, turn off my phones, go hang out with someone I've never met and tell them I have a different name and try to reset my brain. Bet it won't work.
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