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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    *sipps tea*

    That first paragraph tho .. geez
    You’re something else Rizz
    *mind blown*



    Ot

    Gonna get some sleep
    it’s gonna be a new year real soon

    Positive vibes 2019 😴
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL!!!!!
    💋😘💋
    😍

    *dead*

    ❤️

    Wtf😂

    Jesus take the wheel 💓
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole


    I’ll hold you dowwwn!

    *dramatic arm movements*

    I’m on my wayyyyy!


    😋

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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Umm …😋

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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    My babby!!💓💓💓💓
    Thank you💓😘

    They so mad :/

    I didn’t even do nuffin lol
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  6. Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...But MY DICK is an even more terrible, BIGGER thing to waste

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  7. This is how we do it in Cleveland

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  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    A dude came up to me today and sparked wtf was going on, and they just killed his mom at the landromat. He then requested that I LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO HIM, and that he was infected and couldn't even make love to a woman no more. He began fiddling with his pants. Sure that he was about to show me his dirty homeless dick, I covertly pressed the record button on my phone. He then took of his shoes And threw them into the street, laid on his back and began wildly kicking and wiggling his toes. MOLD BLACK MOLD he cried. Indeed, his feet were covered with black shit. But his shoes were also black. I said "dude I think you just need to wash your feet and find some socks tbh". And he goes WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME ABOUT MY DISABILITY I WAS IN THE WAR. And I hit my vaporizer and say "I'm nobody dude" and he looks like he's about to cry and he says "I used to be nobody" and then marches and grabs his shoes and walks off barefoot through traffic,

    Lesson. If you don't wear shoes, or socks, it mit not be a black mold infection taking over your body. You might just have some nasty homeless Tana Mongeau lookin feet,
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  9. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how have they victimized you again this time ?

    They never victimize me per se, they are just annoying as fuck to deal with.

    If anything, I now victimize them because they deserve it.

    They rarely tip, but there are easy ways around this. e.g. sitting them down and refusing services until we negotiate a tip amount. Often times tips are demanded on the spot before service resumes. This leads to way above average tips because of the bold "fuck you" approach. Is this a bad thing? No, its good money. But people shouldn't have to resort to such techniques.

    They always complain. I hear about it, but there are zero consequences to me personally. But you know they only complain to get shit for free. They blame shit on people who are literally not responsible for whatever the Indians are crying about. This is great opportunity to cuss em out, let em know you dont take shit from idiots, and that if we keep working for them, they better fork out cash right now.

    Seeing as I'm a human being, people who demand such treatment are annoying to deal with.
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm
    😋

    “Cuz babby you’re a challenge
    Let’s explore your talent “😍❤️



    Yes babby!!❤️❤️😋
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole







    ❤️
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  12. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cats don't give a fuck about anything humans do.

    yeah they do. they demand every stupid door to be open.
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  13. Cats don't give a fuck about anything humans do.
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  14. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Look at Vinny examining so closely every inch of you 💕😍
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  15. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ppl are weird 😝🙃

    people look ugly, when you're alone
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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Have an altoid
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  17. ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    okay, okay i’ll dare to be the BITCH to piss in this thread. For, us, ladies— there’s a whole different set of rules, altogether. So, let a Bitch teach you our fine art to puking.🤟

    1. The whole point in ‘female puking’ is— NOT to eat period! So, fuck re-eating any of that shit.
    2. What meal? Every-fucking-meal—it all has to GO. Food is the ENEMY.
    3. When? After the last damn swallow- Duh. No ‘female’ is going to wait until 20 min. cuz we all know digestion would be involved and females know-digestion is also our ENEMY!
    Ya see, a female learns at a very young age that any size OVER a size 3 is—fucking fat, ugly, & disgusting.
    Sadly, I doubt there isn't a bitch in this forum who isnt familiar with the “female-rules of puking.”
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  18. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Item 9 Just animals being bros?

    I've trained many horses in my life, been riding for most of it.

    Horses look to the rider as a partner they can trust... that or you can break their spirit too, at least some can be broken... but you ALWAYS get more from the horse who trusts you and WANTS to do what you ask because he trusts he won't be harmed, and it's safe to do, and that he want's to make his buddy on his back happy too. Some horses genuinely like the attention, and will get it either by doing good or bad things, just like kids. If you give them the attention when they do positive, you're all good, but if you let that sort of animal get attention in the bad way... you're in for a hell of a pain in the ass.


    I loved having that level of trust, and connection that you literally cannot get from doing anything else. Some say you "have to be the boss", but that's not true. You're equals, and you being a tiny, puny human, who can literally be killed in so many fucked ways while dealing with 900lb-2,2000lb animals (I had a clydesdale stallion that did weigh in at 2,200lbs., but large ponies weigh in at 900lbs, but your average quarter horse weighs 1,200lbs.) you HAVE to put some trust into your steed, and if you can't, you have no place on their back. They trust you to make the choice, because you shouldn't give them any reason not to believe you're making the right choice, which will keep them safe (and sometimes will be fun- horses like a lot of the cool shit you can train them to do as much as we enjoy doing it on their back or while driving them), so don't ever give them a reason NOT to trust you. You should NEVER train a horse with any method that inflicts pain, and FYI whips (lounge whips, and riding crops) should NEVER touch a horse any harder than a light tap with a riding crop, which should be used to give cues, and signals to the horse, or a lounge whip which is used as a training aid, both to get them to do directional walk/trot/canter in a circle around you, and as a tool for the "Friendly game" where you let it touch them all over to show them it won't hurt them. No tool should EVER be used to cause pain, as it will backfire on you every time.

    I trusted my clydesdale with my life. I miss him so much to this very day.
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  19. Got home from where?
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  20. ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Here’s another ITM cover you’d probably like dont 🤟

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