When I was in Vegas I was wondering around at 3am looking for my friend and this couple came up to me crying (really crying) asking for $5...I ask what for...they said "We've spent all out money and now we can't get home" I said "well how is $5 going to help"...they said "We'll use it to win back enough to go home"
...my fucking god...
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Corpus Christi is a shithole. Real talk Only faggots live there, I wish it would combust off the map.
It's also Retirement central in Texas for old people, it's duller than dull day that's for sure, you should have stopped by Houston instead for a good nobbing I mean a good tour of the city.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
lil nigga, just grind the weed up,, at least an ounce then put it in a pot with 2 sticks of butter,, if you have a woodstove just put it on the edge of the woodstove and stur it every now and then,, make sure its not so hot it boils tho, leave it there for a day or 3.. if its a regular stove just slow simmer it for all day then let it cool over night and repeat the next day,, when the butter is dark green its ready to strain.
straining is done with a Tshirt or cheese cloth put it in the cloth and twist it tight till all the butter comes out into a container,, now you can cook everything with pot butter,, IE, eggs, toast, anything you would use oil for to cook can be replaced with pot butter fried taters whatever,, you can use oil in place of butter but then its gonna taste like oil,, butter is better,, REAL BUTTER DIKWAD dont be a cheap fuker
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
once deez niggas switched there fuckin names 2 times I said FUCK deez nigga's I aint got time to play deez games,, chicken shit paranoid cocksuckers,, they aught to have a rib removed and go suk themselves off and get the fuvk off the interweb
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