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[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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Originally posted by WellHung
It gives you frequent opportunities to stick up for her and win her approval. I've noticed the inroads you've made, my crony….I want u to arrive at your destination.👍🌹❤
Damn thanks homeboi u always lookin out
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For me
Wake up, usually around 5pm.
Turn on fireplace
Have morning shit
Snuggle in bed and browse the www on my mom's phone
Eat
Drink beer while watching music videos
Pass out
Rinse and repeat
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idk how we’re ever going to be room mates if you continue to berate my wife this way.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I've got something u can kiss & lick u edgy faglord right before I pull the trigger
Im hard now april
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Honestly, I'd probably leave the store. It's a clothing store so I'm likely just browsing anyway and won't wanna give my money to a shop owner who pisses people off so bad they decide to urinate freely on their merchandise.
Now if I saw it in Walmart, I'd kindly say "excuse me" as I reached around the man with his penis out so I can save 42 cents by buying the Great Value brand of canned tomatoes.
Pee is probably a lot more sterile than anything else on the floor of a walmart. He's probably sterilizing it. Which is good because here comes a barefoot 3 year old wearing only a tshirt that obviously belongs to his 300lb mom that's riding in the automatic cart as he tries to keep up with out spilling his bottle of mt dew.
It's crazy how horrible the experience of Walmart can be but I go each week.
*about 8 hours later or so* I got distracted after writing another 3 paragraphs on an unrelated topic I walked away
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2020-02-22 at 1:18 AM UTC
in
Trump is going down.
Originally posted by 🐿
Lot of females *ahem* have hairy buttholes though.
I have no doubt you know for sure.
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2020-02-22 at 12:57 AM UTC
in
Trump is going down.
Originally posted by DontTellEm
That's his job is to have sex in his butthole & look like a gurl. Of course he wouldn't leave it hairy ya donkey
HEY APRIL
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2020-02-21 at 9:02 PM UTC
in
Trump is going down.
Originally posted by larrylegend8383
But you can get back to begging my girl to post up lol
Just beg real nice, biiitch.
Originally posted by 🐿
. I FEEL TARGETED.
This bitch boy keep bringing his girl into it
A real man wouldn’t do that 🌹
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She likes grooming me for some reason. its cute but gross.
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2020-02-21 at 2:07 AM UTC
in
Random image thread
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2020-02-20 at 9:55 PM UTC
in
Nice ass thread
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2020-02-20 at 9:55 PM UTC
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Nice ass thread
I feel closer too!!
We’re such a dysfunctional family
This is our way of loving each other :)
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16 mins from 4 days off and a trip to Iceland...feelin fat and sassy.
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2020-02-20 at 9:41 PM UTC
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Nice ass thread
I should command teeheehee to post her ass.
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2020-02-20 at 9:13 PM UTC
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Nice ass thread
I’m the real lezbo here ;)
*raises eyebrows up and down*
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2020-02-20 at 9:03 PM UTC
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Nice ass thread
Never wanted to be a volleyball ..till now ........
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