I smoked a blunt a few hours a go with a whyte boy from Houston. He's a liberal hack but i just threw him a phat nug because im not a drug kike and he rolled it up and we talked about stuff and had brew.
Variety is the spice of life. Its not a big deal
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WWeel kiddies and boys and goils! Charmed to meet you all for my debut (not that I know what that word means hahahahaha!)..
But here's a little "tale" that will send shivers down your spine kiddies! So strap on your drool cups kiddies because its going to be bloody night!
Chester was a used car salesman a real sleez bag and womanizer alcoholic and nearing his mid forties, but he heard about this bordello in east texas, he fucked over a lot of people with his shady deals and a general prick but when he got there these two women, kissing cousins met him at the bordello.
He introduced himself and was like " ahhh I'm Chester" and the twins with long ashton long black hair met asked him if he wanted a date and said "well yes of course that why I made it here"
He ent up getting getting exposed for being who he was and the kissing cousins handcuffed him to the bed and cut him in half with a freaky chiansaw, so now they can both have chester in their own beds in the same room.
weeeel pig fuckers hope you enjoyed that tale of terror fam, sleep tight don't let the nightmare bugs bite!
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.
Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.
Originally posted by CandyRein
Just left the state park …
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We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'
What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory
Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian
Originally posted by Wariat
the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
I doubt that's a very viable business. 15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
12 years old isn't even that young. They're plenty ready for sex.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time. I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself. Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.
Anybody here into shitting themselves?
Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.
Another thing. I want to shit and urinate on someone. BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi
>tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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theyre good guys prolly just doing the best they can.. which may or may NOT happen to be wastin your time to steal your money so they can further their good work. bless em
i know probably some of the DHers here are total coppers or related to them and will get all butthurt, but heres the thing im not against them i just think their job is to do unethical things. that doesnt make them the absolute predatory scum of the earf
bless are cops for protecting us from reckless pepole going 7 mph over in pretend work zones
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