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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
wakin up slowly, drankin coffee smokin a doobie planning my demise, I gotta put a 4 foot set of staging up on the peak of the roof then get up on it and scrape and paint the gable end of the house . its the worst house to start my year off with fur sure,, the good is after I live through that part the rest of the house is butter
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2022-05-14 at 2:06 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
No rubber ducky..I use a life size inflatable in my baths…
Ot
The MUG ! ❤️😍
how often do you drop ur blunt in the water? my dumbass would do that a lot
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2022-05-14 at 1:52 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
*rollz spliff*
*lightz candles*
*runz bubble bath*
❤️
Do u have a rubber ducky for ur bath??
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2022-05-14 at 12:48 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
insulated from racism ?
is it a White mug ?
Who are you, John Racism (inventor of racism)?
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2022-05-14 at 12:04 AM UTC
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Who are you, Potter "Pot" Luck (inventor of potlucks)?
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2022-05-13 at 3:51 PM UTC
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Dead Dad's Club
Originally posted by CandyRein
Who ever suqs grandspa off the best …
That’s the game
wel u shurer win den
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2022-05-13 at 4:30 AM UTC
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Random image thread
does this look dangerous?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Ready to getter done…..about to knock out these last round ya heard ..❤️
Hour and a half and I'll be heading on home…
*Gets off bench*
Let's Rock …….
;)
*inhales deeply from bench*
😤😤🤤🌝
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2022-05-13 at 3:36 AM UTC
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Dead Dad's Club
Originally posted by CandyRein
My daddy used to tell me.."as long as you got one drop of my blood in your veins you're ahead of the game"
And he was right ❤️
wats d gaem
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You're a beautiful person, I wish I had a shrink ray so I could put you in my breast pocket with normal human sized (giant for you) snacks and then we could be partners and you could have a tiny mic connected to a big speaker that makes you even louder than me and I would never talk and you would do all the talking, and we'd whisper off mic to each other when we needed to communicate so we seemed almost telepathically connected.
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Pissing a crystal clear urine with probably the purity of artesian mineral water that was just tapped and fished forth from the ground as a spring like glass.
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Originally posted by Kafka
What’s your favourite flower?
Me? I like daffodils
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Originally posted by CandyRein
How sweet these roses smell they got for us ❤️🌹
What’s your favourite flower?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
How sweet these roses smell they got for us ❤️🌹
sweet roses for the sweet lady 🌹🥰
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im gonna get oreo cheesecake ice cream 🥰
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The truth is that at at he end of the day, John Corpse (widely credited as the inventor of corpses) never learnt how to manufacture a single corpse in his life. He inherited the mortuary facilities that would eventually become his corpse workshops from his father, whose decades of involvement in the human remains industry had resulted in his business accumulating the finest corpsemen on the whole Eastern seaboard.
So it was that the John Corpse ended up in just the right place and the right time for his company to invent corpses, and for him to take credit for the work of countless artisans, craftsmen and scientists responsible in creating the technology upon which he so gleefully places his family name. Another tragedy of capitalism and the impact of generational wealth upon history.
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2022-05-12 at 4:40 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Originally posted by CandyRein
I will tell a person my name is Tara.. and they will immediately say oh nice! Hai Tera…
And I don’t even care man lol .. it’s like whatever
They don’t mean to do it .. I know
You have to tell them to pronounce it like a val girl
T' ah'rah ya fur sure
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