2022-06-02 at 4:27 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Oooh… there’s the night shift crew 🥰❤️
my kind of people. real bummy mofos sleep during the day come out at night and raise some hell. years ago I kicked in a guy's door some meth head junkie motherfucka and I started cursing in italian at hiim just to fuck with him. he let off 2 rounds but the fuckin lame ass couldnt handle his own gun right so basically he put some bullets in his walls and i walked out with his tv set. man the 90s were some shit boy
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by CandyRein
I wonder what cigreting inboxed me.. but not enough to open it
DISH GIRL
I bet it's a restraining order to keep 10 posts away or "he" feels threatened
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I think imma go on lunch at 8:30…maybe 9💗
What's for lunch ?
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2022-06-01 at 10:57 PM UTC
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i bought her flowers
The man brought four cards, four boxes of candy and four vases of flowers up to the cashier for checkout. The cashier rolled her eyes when she saw his wedding band.
So, the man told the cashier, "One set is for my mom because my dad passed away. He used to do this for her, and he taught me how to give love.
"The next set is for my wife because she teaches me to treasure love.
"The third set is for my daughter because it's up to me to teach her how she should be treated.
"And you can keep the fourth set for yourself. I just wanted you to know that a man can show you love without wanting something in return. Have a blessed day."
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suck me a dick and get over it, tubbs 🖕
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
No bears, no Rats, quail are not as happy today cuz its raining and the baby's got cold cuz the good heat lamp bulb blew out and the other bulb is not as hot so now I have 2 lamps going and its getting warmer in the brood box, they got down to 80 last night,, not good cuz they need 99 for 3 days then drop a degree a day to 2 weeks old then they have enough feathers to stay warm on there own.
skipped work yesterday cuz it was hot and I know the boss wont fire me,, now its rainy and feels cold and I don't wanna go to paint the porch even tho I really need to get the job done ASAP
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2022-06-01 at 3:51 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Originally posted by CandyRein
I am just the biggest sweetie pie… how'd I get this sweet huh ….me no know 💓
Wilford brimley up in this shit
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
wikipedia can asssist you.
Or you can just be cool and tell me but u won't because ur a little weasel cock smoker
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Last hour…
*Kevin McAlister voice from home alone*
This is it….don't get scared now ❤️
Lmao I saw that as a meme for when someone takes mushrooms
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hanging out in the hotel california
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Sitting outside on the infamous bench , collecting my thoughts and feeling the breeze…
every night when you go home, vinny comes out of the bushes and sniffs that bench deeply
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Stay in school kidz
My school declared me to have "profound mental retardation"
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2022-05-31 at 7:52 PM UTC
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2fly4U2
Houston
[my further incomprehensive anogramma]
Originally posted by CandyRein
😆💗
Oh lawd!! lol
I love how he looks back like he’s checking if anyone saw
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2022-05-31 at 3:25 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Originally posted by CandyRein
Kek!
Im smokin, papaya
I would like that, I like any of the tropical tasting strains
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2022-05-31 at 3:21 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
I'm smoking this stuff called "pie hoe"
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Originally posted by 2fly4U2
Wondering why so many people here are so angry
ran out of crack
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