I'm going to be a grandfather for the second time. My youngest son and his wife are in the hospital waiting to get admitted for the birth of their daughter. Her first so it may not come until tomorrow. Hoping for nothing but good news!
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He looks like that pup from dh, but with a hairpiece.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
ROFL!ππ@ breaststroke ππ That would have been so hott, Dπ Would love if you were here π
I feel the exact same way honeybunn. I could only imagine the crazy stuff we'd do if we were successfullly acquainted.ππ
I honestly think you'd rape the heck outta me in such a feisty playful but scary-sexy way.πβ€
*cues the sexual eruption song*
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Mr. Universe π
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Wish I coulda been behind ya to help ya stroke with my hands on both ya breasts and call it a breaststroke. ππ
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You're a lifeless pile of steaming cow dung, figuratively speaking. You impetuous, vile, dull creature. I wanna throw a live deer in your face-
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Your main problem: you try too hard. Puny guy.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
*stroke* *toke* π€π
Wish I coulda been behind ya to help ya stroke with my hands on both ya breasts and call it a breaststroke. ππ
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Looks like you're having a fun day Starr
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2018-08-19 at 12:07 PM UTC
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MANS NOT HOT
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2018-08-19 at 7:46 AM UTC
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
K I'm dying right now. Oh wait I have to sound like it. Uhhhhh waaaa- sssssssssssssss
This is like the worst subtitle of someone dying I've ever read in my whole life. I sounded like I just got a paper cut. And still, I believe that a single paper cut is more deadly than getting penetrated with a sharper object.
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2018-08-19 at 7:19 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
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2018-08-19 at 7:02 AM UTC
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Ur stuck w me. π I love u Always. β€οΈππ£π
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2018-08-18 at 11:49 PM UTC
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Kinky ASMR Vola
Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
https://volafile.org/r/whispersandtitties Some ok videos here.
Hoping that CandyRein makes a kinky ASMR video for me.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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I did it yesterday and I was just layin there eyes-closed chillin real hard but still awake, and started feeling my eyes moving around in their own groove like they were JamminπΆ and seeing fantastic dreamlike visuals but sooo vivid and I was much relaxed ( w0h ). currently working on 9cups to see if it works again. keep them pineal glands decalcified, fam.
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Feeling ASMR is a sign of low testosterone, btw. It's why women feel it more than guys. Not saying this as an insult, it's just the truth.
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[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
Where did "I found it on the internet" go? Meh.VIDEO This goth kid is pretty entertaining. Long video, best listening to as you're going to sleep, ASMR tier shit.
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2018-08-17 at 4:44 PM UTC
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The only thing I hate about "Comfortably Numb" is that it ends.
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