The best thing a woman can do if being attacked by a mad rapist is start farting profusely. If that doesn't fend off the aggressor, literally shit your pants. Offensive smells kill the desire almost immediately.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
@Red Damn airport security sucks
Stupid me. I could've put it with my other luggage but it was just the beginning of these security airport checks. Not all of them started at the same time. And till then I had no problems going through them with the knife in my bag.
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I had a great swiss knife that my brother gave it to me for my 20th birthday. I used to always carry it with me. I loved that knife. Beautiful, sharp and big enough for a weapon but comfortable to carry. The bastards in Heathrow airport took it from me, in 2002.
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STALPANOF
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[hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
Today will officially make it 3 months I have been at my job. Im loving every day of it. Sometimes I overthink things and when stuff doesn't happen for me like I think it should I suddenly feel like everyone is against me but later I find what I am doing is more important than what I want to be doing so I end up wanting to do what I do not want to do. I have only been there 3 months and I get phone calls from co-workers calling in sick. I am not even hire there yet. Its kinda neat. I woke up today needing to piss real bad but thanks to my new found fona-funds my bed is so comfortable and my blankets are so soft and warm I had no choice but to lay there for 2 hours. Once I got up I took a type 5 shit and smoked a cigarette. My diet is slowly changing and I am feeling a bit more healthy and energetic even with my alcoholism being in full swing. When I grabbed a shirt to put on I glimpsed myself in the mirror for a second and then just stood there in complete shock at how sexy and cut I am. I give all the credit to God who is with me every day and guides me and shows me the way. Hope everyone is having a great day today. I got to get ready for work now. Today I will try and be tolerant of people and situations and I will try to see things from all points of veiw before I make an assumption on why someone or something is the way it is. I will try not to pass judgement. Love you guys. Take care.
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
The nicknames under our profile usernames is based on how many posts we have in total, or how long we've been here on the site?
Posts.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Thanks Cootehill ❤️
@hell
Basically.. but that’s called a Slow cooker
When you don’t wanna use your stove , on a hot day but still want some lasagna Slow cooker is right on point I make stews and soups in my crock pot My slow cooker I’ll let some Ribbs slow cook till they literally fall off the bone lol
Ot Damn Monday’s
That looks good Candy...I only have Lasagna once a week.
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