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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Omfg!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    I wanted to keel him

    β€œ I was at a party when this song came on I thought about you”

    Frign creepazoid πŸ˜‚πŸ’–πŸ’–
    He was jus trying to steal my boo from me 🧐
    He was alright tho πŸ˜‹
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    You..Stepped... into my life
    And I’m ohh so happy πŸ€—
    Stepped....into my life
    And I’m ohh so happy πŸ€—


    Stepped into my life
    Stepped into my life

    Stepped into my liiiiiiiiiiiiife! πŸ’–



    I love that high falsetto the lead singer of The Bee Gees hasπŸ™‚
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    : /
    πŸ’–πŸ˜˜
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    You've been inside, know you like to lay low
    I've been peepin' what you bringin' to the table
    Workin' hard, girl, everything paid for
    First, last phone bill, car note, cable
    With your phone out, gotta hit them angles
    With your phone out, snappin' like you Fabo
    And you showin' off, but it's alright
    And you showin' off, but it's alright (alright!)
    It's a short life, yeah
    πŸ’–
    That's a real one in your reflection
    Without a follow, without a mention
    You really pipin' up on these niggas
    You gotta, be nice for what, to these niggas?
    I understand
    πŸ’–
    You got a hunnid bands
    You got a baby Benz, you got some bad friends
    High school pics, you was even bad then

    πŸ’–

    Doin' overtime for the last month
    Saturday, call the girls, get 'em gassed up

    Gotta hit the club, gotta make that ass jump
    Gotta hit the club like you hit them mothafuckin' angles

    With your phone out, snappin' like you Fabo
    And you showin' off, but it's alright
    And you showin' off, but it's alright
    It's a short life

    πŸ˜˜πŸ’–πŸ˜˜


  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Lookin hard for that 3500th Thank.

    ROFL!
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL!πŸ˜‚
    Omfg that was hilarious

    I love me some comedy classics

    Never knew that’s where that came from ..
    β€œ here comes the judge”

    Ha!
    Now I know .. fuqn SNL πŸ˜‚
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL@ overfucking ruled πŸ˜‚
    *snapping fingers rhythmically*
    Here comes the judge
    Here comes the judge

    Who knew law jargon was so damn hilarious.. damn I was high as a kite last night

    Good times πŸ˜‹
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm

    I like this song.

    Pussy gang just caught a body
    But I never leave a trace

    Face is pretty ass for days
    I get chips, I ask for LaysπŸ€—

    ROFL

    It’s so damn catchy πŸ˜‹πŸ’–
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    No you’re thinking of getting baked...

    I’m talking about baking a pastry of some sort
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Well damn fam..


    Ot

    I’m gonna bake today πŸ™‚
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ–€
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Sustained!
    Overruled!

    Sustained!
    Overruled!

    In compliance with the court I request the defendant says sorry for being a doody head and a meanie weenie...

    I object !

    Your honor he’s badgering the witness...


    I’ll allow it ...



    *rolls lent catcher roller thingy along robe*

    These proceedings have been postponed till further notice

    You’re all being held in contempt of court

    *Bangs Gavel*

    GNπŸ’–
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Bailiff !!


    ROFL @ judges desk thing
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    I should bake tomorrow..bake while getting baked..

    *signed*

    This meeting is adjourned



    Side thought::

    I want the truth!
    You can’t handle the truth!

    *bangs gavel*

    Order! Order! I will have order in this courtroom!

    *tokes*
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    : /
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lies!
    It’s still my thought..

    And stop using my emotes!
    :(
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    WTH Rofl
    Ot

    : /


    All weekend tho ... β˜”οΈ

    *tokes*
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Imma young bull living like an old geezerπŸ™‚
    I work I come home I go out to eat .. if I feel jazzy I’ll go kayaking on the lake ..

    My body hurts I’m happy at home in bed ..astray by my side spliff in my hand after slaving for the man all day
    🧐
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    If I were a dude I’d drive a truck for sure but I’d do it like cross country to see stuff and takes pics of places..

    You should do it
    It’s crazy af you just said the post office...
    My father was actually a truck driver for 46 yrs at The Chicago Post Office
    Drove locally and retired in the million mile club..

    I’ll never forget that last day he ever came home from work..

    He had all these trinkets from the post office ...
    a ham.. I think like a member jacket or something..and some other stuff
    His arms were full , but his heart empty..
    he looked so sad .. like wtf am I suppose to do now?
    He was forced to retire basically because he was supposed to retire like 10 yrs before he actually did

    Reminds me of a funny story actually..
    How in the hell do you hit a police cruiser after you retire but retired in the million miles no accidents club
    πŸ˜‚ thats what my daddy did
    ROFL
    he was on the sauce..
    He was in the county jail for like 6 whole hours ..
    An idle mind is a playground for the devil...




    I ramble when I’m high forgive me..you should do it.. go back to the post office
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m home guys, gonna roll a spliff and run a bubble bath I’ll check back later


    No bonfire tonight as planned, it’s been raining alll day and most of tonight :/

    So I grabbed a pizza some cheesey bread & boneless buffalo wings and a dub of weed
    Just to chill @home πŸ’–

    Happy Friday night whooooo!
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