So y’all... I get dressed to impress I mean I got grown woman sexy .. nam sayin....
We drive to this location and go in and it’s like all these women everywhere all seated at tables and I see random men scattered throughout the place ... and they’re all half naked!
And I’m like ok.. I guess this is what I signed up for so we go to a table ... and I’m high as kite just observing my surroundings...
And I realize all the men .. asses were extremely plump.. like women and I was extremely not into that at all.. like how is all y’all booty this big !
So I next thing you know one of these kats start heading towards me and I’m looking like wth is he finna do...
Next thing I know the nigga done through me all in the air in some awkward azz position bouncing me all around...
and I was extremely uncomfortable but I played it off because I can hear people all into it and I’m just being swung around my this big booty strong nigga in this bedazzled outfit ... and I’m just wow... wth did I sign up for lmao
You know what... I’m half tempted to tell about that time.. me and my friends won tickets on a radio station to see some male strippers when I was like 20... and how I was traumatized by it all ...
I think imma pour some wine and tell that story ...