2020-04-28 at 10:05 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Wut? It’s Tuesday and you said that yesterday..
2020-04-28 at 10:03 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
🌈
I support you and the 🏳️🌈 community but you have a whole thread for your kinda fapp material:)
2020-04-28 at 9:49 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
No one getting laid on a regular basis would google such imagery....
2020-04-28 at 8:50 PM UTC
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Life without sports
Remember Sporty spice.. she was the tomboy in the Spice gurls.. membah dem...
2020-04-28 at 8:41 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
So..*tokes*
I remember when I was like 21 ..
I had been here for a few yrs and I was going through an extremely religious point in my life and I decided I never wanted to curse again right...
*tokes*
So I did good as hell for literally like 6 months.. not one curse word on my lips..
Next thing you know ... one of my relatives and myself decided to go to Chicago to visit ...
So we get down there .. I’m there for all of .. maybe 10 min.. and this semi with this lot liserd in the passenger seat almost hit me! Lmao
They telling meee.. off.. driving off... and when I say .. every curse word known to man came out my mouth.. I mean I cursed enough to cover the whole 6 months...
I was so mad at myself.. I let that one moment destroy all the effort I put for half a yr...
But you live and you learn nam sayin..
*tokes*
2020-04-28 at 8:33 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
My weed man mimics how I talk when I call him... I don’t think I sound like that ... but maybe I do lmao..
I can’t help it ..I’ve been here since I was a teen.. I did grow up in Chicago tho..
Ohhh I just got reminded of a story.. it’s not long but it’s a classic :)
2020-04-28 at 8:24 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Thank God, I’m a country gurl..❤️
2020-04-28 at 8:22 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
🎵
Got a girl from the south side, got braids in her hair..
First time I seen her walk by, man I 'bout fell off my chair..
Had to get her number, it took me like six weeks..
Now me and her go way back like Cadillac seats..❤️
Body like a back road, drivin' with my eyes closed..
I know every curve like the back of my hand..
Doin' 15 in a 30, I ain't in no hurry
I'mma take it slow just as fast as I can..
❤️
The way she fit in them blue jeans, she don't need no belt❤️
But I can turn them inside out, I don't need no help
Got hips like honey, so thick and so sweet.. 🍯
It ain't no curves like hers on them downtown streets
Body like a back road, drivin' with my eyes closed
I know every curve like the back of my hand
Doin' 15 in a 30, I ain't in no hurry
I'mma take it slow just as fast as I can
❤️❤️❤️
We're out here in the boondocks
With the breeze and the birds
Tangled up in the tall grass
With my lips on hers❤️
On the highway to heaven
Headed south of her smile
Get there when we get there
Every inch is a mile..
Body like a back road, drivin' with my eyes closed
❤️
I know every curve like the back of my hand
Doin' 15 in a 30, I ain't in no hurry
I'mma take it slow just as fast as I can
I'mma take it slow
Just as fast as I can
(Body like a back road)
(Drivin' with my eyes closed)
Got braids in her hair
(I know every curve like the back of my hand)
🎵❤️
Bout to drop someone off at work in 10 min.. then I’m coming home .. to get high........
Obeying my kitten overlords...❤️
