2018-12-11 at 6:19 PM UTC
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Old white men make me sick
Originally posted by ohfralala
Before I made this thread I thought to myself the two people who are gonna be most pissed are Jig and Archer lol.
If you want our attention,send nudes đ
Sexy and bald-check
No Velcro,but I admit to a pair of sensible memory foam sketchers.
Many docker pants of various colors (for work) I tend to dress rock n roll rebel.
I fart as all humans do. And pick thy nose too.
Entitled-no. I earn my way missy.
Canât remember the other stuff cause Iâm old...
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2018-12-11 at 5:49 PM UTC
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Old white men make me sick
Thank god for those old dudes
No snowflakes in that generation
Fart away fellasâ
God bless âMercia đ±đ·
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2018-12-12 at 1:42 PM UTC
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Are you guys prepped?
Canât wait
Itâs time us warriors ruled again
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2018-12-11 at 8:21 PM UTC
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Old white men make me sick
Itâs not us menâs fault you ladies hit the wall at 35
And us men hit our peak at 35-60
Whatâs a nigga to do? Be mad at god ladies...
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2018-12-11 at 7:49 PM UTC
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ATTN: Tee Hee Hee
Weight doesnât matter
Proportion does.
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2018-12-11 at 7:47 PM UTC
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Old white men make me sick
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2018-12-11 at 8:42 PM UTC
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Old white men make me sick
Originally posted by CandyRein
With all due respect Arch..
Iâm 34 and Iâve never felt so sexy and sexual
I only see me getting better .. I legit donât see a wall coming in March
Youâre a unique and special flower that comes along once in a generation đč
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2018-12-11 at 7:58 PM UTC
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Old white men make me sick
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Suuree, suuuuure. I see cats, stained tshirts, boxer shorts and days old pizza boxes in your futures.
No,thatâs now
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Teaching degrees are the easiest to get
Which is why most sorority whores get them.
That and they like banging 15 year olds and not working much đđ»
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Last time I went dancing women just stuck their asses in my crotch and grinded
I didnât mind,but it wasnât dancin
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2018-11-21 at 8:03 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
There once was a nigga named Q
Had No money,but weak like a jedi
Liked to get drunk
Got his ass thumped
By an injun over a game of pool
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2018-11-21 at 4:23 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
I was at a cafe about 10 years ago...
Eatin my lunch. All of a sudden everyone in front of me started making âewwwâ noises and gagging. Thatâs when the smell hit me.
I was in a booth in the back and everyone was looking toward the restroom. I see this old lady int the front get up,back of her dress covered in shit. She gets up and leaves money by the register...shit dripping down her leg and leaves a trail of shit.
The waitress cane out and walked by the register to check the bathroom and slipped a little in the shit. She looked down (it took a second to register) and let out a fucking blood curdling scream,everyone looked and saw what was up and jumped up. A few hit the restroom to vomit. Everyone bolted out the back doorway.
I sat there smiling ear to ear.lol
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2018-11-21 at 3:39 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
Shit my pants last time June 2009 in gatlinburg,tn
Ate at this bbq joint (soon closed down after)
Got a block and it hit. Ran into a Wendyâs and cleaned up. Threw my undies in the trash and luckily made it back to the room before round 2 hit.
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2018-11-21 at 1:19 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
I worked loss prevention when I was in college
You arenât allowed to man handle anyone. Just follow and call the police if they donât comply
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Iâve been to a few parties where there were âladiesâ that were taking on all comers
I found it gross
Unknowingly went to some swingers parties
1 man,1 woman is Godâs law
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Let us know next time youâre locked up matt
Iâll put money on your commissary
A nigga should have some little Debbieâs and bbq chips in the clink đđ»
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No need to celebrate the fags outside of âMercia
National is fine
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In town suites is where I put up all my contractors.lol.
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2018-11-15 at 6:06 PM UTC
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Eating ass
Iâm sure there are multiple exceptions. Some ppl just like ass smell.
I dated one chic that use to stick her face in my sack and just lay there gettin visibility dripping wet.
Another that loved 69 because she loved the ass and sack in her face.
Erâbody got their thing.
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