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Posts That Were Thanked by Archer513

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I prefer wacca. Much more powerful.

    *insert obscure Fozzy Bear reference here*
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  2. HTS highlight reel
    So it's almost the 1 year anniversary of the DHers joining us. It's been weird, new friends. Weird and wonderful. :o
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  3. Originally posted by gadzooks I wasn't kidding when I said I started letting myself go after getting laid off.

    I got laid off once and was out of work for 6 months. I struggled with it a bit but also a part of me secretly enjoyed the shit out of it.

    And, in hindsight (this is going to be cliche-sorry) it was the best thing that could have happened bc it inevitably put me in a much better place with my career.

    Don’t get too down man. It all comes full circle.
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  4. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cut a slit so you dont actually see it,

    dont make a hole. its horrible inside.

    And with this you can tell how horrificly vinny is afraid of girls & women

    😃
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  5. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Then bang 22 year old baristas for the thrill and excitement and to end the monotonous daily cycle

    Then the wife finds out. Files for divorce. You lose 1/2 of ur stuff...then u need to reinvent yourself and start the cycle all over again.
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  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yoga pants can be deceiving.

    things that are tightly wrapped usually lose their shape when unwrapped.

    Truth, same with stockings and pantyhose. Great legs can look like melted cheese once they come off, that's why I always insist they keep them on and just tear a hole when necessary.
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  7. Originally posted by Archer513 The goal is to stop doin drugs,get a good paying professional job,where you can get on here and call people fags.
    (While getting paid)
    The American Dream 😎


    Then sit around your perfect house with your perfect wife and your perfect life and wonder what the fuck it's all for.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole


    #ThrowbackThursday

    Sorry Not Sorry
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  10. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 I had a buddy I grew up with that had a really hot mom. She was always laying out by the pool topless by the pool and being pretty overtly sexual and inappropriate around us boys

    The pain in that fellas eyes as we talked about cuming on her tits

    ^def. not me. I don't or have always tried NOT to do anything that could ever come back and embarrass my kids. I've seen/heard way to many other horror stories. I'm always thinking how I'm being seen/judged through my kiddos eyes/mind.

    a goodmorn'n to you, btw, Archie.
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  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, I fantasize about one day being in a pool and a hot tub with all of them...
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  12. I'd tell everyone my son died on the battlefield in Afghanistan.

    "oh really? I could have swore I saw him working in Halfprice books complaining about breaking a nail"
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  13. Originally posted by Robert Went to school for hard knocks
    I got a big cock
    Yeah I run the block, it's my trappin spot. I lost my best friend to a hot shot. Cut the dope with the filler cook it in a pot.

    Translation:

    I live at home with mom and work at BK, I have a 1992 car with 254,000 miles on it and no wheels at the moment. I like to date high school girls because they are still naive and think I'm cool because I give them weed, women my age just think I'm a loser.

    I once knocked a guy out with one punch, sure it was a sucker punch and he was 72yrs old but it still counts.
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Obviously noone gave af about that faggette law or every black person would still be black af like the niggas that got off the boat , right Finnerella?


    You geriatric, Alzheimer’s patient gone A wall on a library computer still in your hospital gown azz clown

    😋

    Codd gobblin nimrod
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  15. Originally posted by Archer513 Did poisons first 2 albums come with those 1988 stone wash jeans?

    Lol

    They are not stone washed, just Machine washed over 20yrs lolol, they used to be blue.

    AND YES...I CAN FIT IN MY 20YR OLD JEANS!...BOOOM FATTIES!!

    (
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  16. I'm touching myself right now.
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  17. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Archer513 I’m brutally honest

    Not good in the pc/snowflake/everyone is special era we live in today.

    I fuck with ppl a lot. If I see or hear someone taking something serious that I deem stupid,I fuck with them. I piss on your passions.

    Wow brutal honesty sounds a lot like being an asshole.


    On topic: I have no tact or finesse.
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  18. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    I pretend to be of average intelligence to make people here less uncomfortable
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  19. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I am a registered user of a website called Niggas In Space.
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  20. jerry3553 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Archer513 How many inches did you get back of your Willy?

    A couple. But every inch counts
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