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2019-04-13 at 3:17 AM UTC in This is body positive?F.U.P.A.
Fat Upper Pussy Area. Most commonly pronounced foopa, is a multi-functional word to describe a person of larger stature, with a more pronounced or "padded" upper genital region.
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2019-04-12 at 1:04 AM UTC in This is body positive?Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife’s vagina
A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina during a strange sexual game.
Tom and Janis Morrison, a young couple from the small town of Greensboro in Alabama, called 911 around 10:00 pm last night to ask for an ambulance.
Samantha Irving, the operator who took the call, says she thought it as a joke when he explained the situation.
“The woman told me that her husband had fallen and that his head was now stuck in her vaginal cavity. I really thought that it was a group of teenagers making a prank call.”
Despite Ms. Irving’s doubts, she sent an ambulance on the site and the paramedics rapidly realized that the situation was in fact very serious.
Bill Austin, one of the paramedics who transported the couple, claims they were lying naked on their bed and partially covered in blood.
“The woman kept screaming out in pain whenever the guy moved, but he had half of his face buried in there and he looked like he was going through Hell!”
The couple was transported to the nearby Hale County Hospital, where doctors were able to separate the couple.
Ms. Morrison suffered from severe internal bleeding but is now stable, while her husband has suffered only a few scratches and bruises.
According to doctors, both could also suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome.
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2019-04-11 at 4:09 PM UTC in This is body positive?
Poor bastartd he asked for it -
2019-04-11 at 2:52 PM UTC in This is body positive?
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2019-04-11 at 10:13 AM UTC in MOON PERSON generation is falling out of the U.S. middle classMOON PERSONs are falling out of the U.S. middle class
Baby Boomers: Born 1946-1964 (54-72 years old)
Generation X: Born 1965-1980 (38-53 years old)
MOON PERSONs: Born 1981-1996 (22-37 years old)
The share of middle-class people is falling across developed nations, from 64 percent of households in the mid-1980s to 61 percent in the mid-2010s.Only 6 of 10 MOON PERSONs in wealthier countries earn enough to be considered middle class.In the U.S., a single worker must earn roughly $23,000 to $62,000 to be considered middle class.
Only 6 of 10 MOON PERSONs earn enough to be considered middle class, compared with 7 of 10 baby boomers at the same age, according to a new report from the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.
The share of middle-class citizens is falling across developed nations, slipping from 64 percent of global households in the mid-1980s to 61 percent in the mid-2010s, the OECD said. Many middle-class people in industrialized nations are under pressure because of the confluence of several trends, including an increasingly precarious labor market where automation is eroding some middle-skill jobs. On top of that, the cost of services required to maintain a middle-class lifestyle -- housing, education and health care -- is rising far more rapidly than incomes, ejecting many workers from the middle class.
Blame it on drugs, video games and cell phones -
2019-03-27 at 12:36 AM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?When shopping make sure the check engine light is not on. Emissions are hard to fix. A truck for $1000 is a money pit like the one you are considering. Clutch job $700-1000 alone...
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2019-03-25 at 4:58 PM UTC in Baby Mama Hoes are on the prowlBaby mama Hoes looking for sugar daddies
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2019-03-24 at 11:25 PM UTC in Man arrested for raping cat
Originally posted by Bill Krozby He's from the UK you tard
A man is facing charges after allegedly trying to rape his cat. Michael Navage, 40, was arrested after police were called to his flat in Mesa, Arizona, following sounds of an animal ‘in distress’. Officers were told the noises ‘sounded like the cat was hurt and screaming’, with the caller stating that Navage had ‘called out for help, saying the cat was stuck on his penis’.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/24/man-arrested-trying-sex-cat-8996924/?ito=amp-trending-0?ito=cbshare
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2019-03-24 at 11:05 PM UTC in Baby Mama Hoes are on the prowlBaby Mama Ho
It is in some cases that the baby mama has no idea who the father is if the victim is curious of who the innocent children father may be. Either its lack of memory to remember by the Hoe, or the suspected baby daddy is no where to be seen or contacted, or disregarded with the whole "I don't need him." speech.
A woman who has a child out of wedlock with a man. She may or may not be in a relationship with the man, but most of the time, she's not. A stereotype associated with baby mama's is they are poor, lazy bitches who trapped the man into getting her pregnant or tricked him by saying he was the baby daddy, thinking the man would pay her way in life just because she has a child with him. Not all baby mama's are like that. The majority of them just act like they can control the man just because they had a seed with them, and make it difficult for the man and threaten to take the child away or sue for more child support if the baby mama doesn't get her way. -
2019-03-24 at 12:21 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
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2019-03-23 at 4:21 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
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2019-03-23 at 3:53 AM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addiction
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2019-03-22 at 11:55 PM UTC in Pussy power consists of endorphin addictionDefinition of endorphin. : any of a group of endogenous peptides (such as enkephalin) found especially in the brain that bind chiefly to opiate receptors and produce some pharmacological effects (such as pain relief) like those of opiates specifically : beta-endorphin.
Having sex releases endorphins in your brain and relieves the pressure in your balls.
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2019-03-13 at 8:09 PM UTC in I blew Kim for you
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2019-03-03 at 1:38 AM UTC in For all you self proclaimed studs out there
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2019-03-02 at 8:03 PM UTC in I like this song
Originally posted by Bill Krozby well you like what you like op… personally i like real redneck metal
like pantera and eyehategod
like the only people i've ever known that like 5 finger death punch tend to also listen to a lot of fake country and think marilyn manson is the epitome of what metal is lol
Panthera is unintelligible screaming I'll take this instead:
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2019-03-02 at 2:35 AM UTC in I like this song
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2019-03-01 at 1:43 PM UTC in Redneck shit
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2019-03-01 at 1:34 PM UTC in Redneck shit
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2019-02-27 at 2:39 PM UTC in I think this is dumber than a bag of rocks...Reading the same shit over and over is boring...
