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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    gonts?
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost whats with you and the prostate exams

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  3. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    IM NOT PERFECT.
    THERE AINT NO CURE FOR IT.
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  4. I have to be honest with you. It seems like you have downs syndrome.
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  5. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Admin It sucked.

    =(

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  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by username: Pipe clogged with resin?

    Oven cleaner.

    Dumb ass nigga!
    Rubbing alcohol works best and doesn't leave a smell or cemicals behind for you to injest
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  7. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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  8. alright guys this page is 5 pages long and i still don't see any fucking coffee, who had coffee duty this week?
    ??
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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung folks?

    gonts?
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  10. Originally posted by -SpectraL ^ Scooby-Doo reference.



    drat...foiled again. and i would have gotten away with it if it werent for you damned kids.




    we have the moral obligation to eat more meat.


























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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  11. Originally posted by NARCassist i suggested to lanny to block new users from posting pix for the first 50 or 100 posts.

    i also suck nigger cock





    good thing he closed regs.

    now i cant K­roz Kock Kascade anymore

    drat...foiled again. and i would have gotten away with it if it werent for you damned kids.




    we have the moral obligation to eat more meat.


























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Ghost how is a clogged pipe gonna clean my oven?

    You stop smoking the devil's lawn clippings and do some work.


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  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Forced meme. This is from the guy who made the best forces meme. But this is shit and you are shit and your shit ass schtick with Bill suck my cock you stupid dumb motherfucking cunt nobody thinks this shit is funny you retarded no talent walnut dick fuck.
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  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  15. Originally posted by filtration I just wanted to say thank you to everyone on here. It was a place I could escape and shit talk with like-minded people with no judgement from anyone, cause we're all fucked up. But I've come to realize, it's not good for my mental well-being. So I've decided to quit this shit for good and concentrate on my real life..

    Once again, thank you and goodbye.

    - Iam
    - RichardBurnish
    - Filtration.

    I'll cut you with a pair of box cutters if I ever meet you in real life.
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  16. Originally posted by The Self Taught Man the ultimate image

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  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Simps obsess and post about me. (I dont need to name names because they already know who they are) The real gonts talk to me on the on the side.
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  18. I fapped to this. (not really)
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    What can I say... I was beggin for a peggin
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  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I quit my job this morning, went in super drunk and fucked off and ent up leaving. Met up with this gutter punk slut at the bus stop and we smoked some bud. She's pretty hott but kinda smelled bad. We walked around the neighborhood and I walked her to where she lives under an underpass with her old man "literally an old man" and the old man was kinda frothy and started calling her a bitch and what not whatever.. I wouldn't want to live with that dude. Basically trolled the guy until he told us to both leave. I stayed up all night and decided to go to mitt romneys plasma center in my hood because I really need money until I start my new job monday. I stuck out like a sore thumb because I was the only person there that wasn't black / a cholo and I was wearing short shorts instead fubu or pink sweat pants that says "PORK" on the rear.

    I hate needles despite using them a lot but they use really big needles and its in you for like 40 minutes.. They interviewed me and asked me a bunch of weird questions like if I have sex men and if I've ever accepted money or drugs in exchange for sex and the lady that was interviewing me had to document my tattoos and she asked what one of them was and I said a triangle and she asked me how to spell triangle... and then she asked me about another tattoo and I told her its an ape.. and she asked me how do you spell ape..

    kinda gross. But anyways they gave me a physical, I was luckily wearing my calvin klien micro fiber briefs that show off my sweet ass and package because the doctor was fucking hott as fuck and called me sweety. I was really blushing the entire time but she was going over my medical records and mentioned how I have prostitis. (I have an enlarged prostate and it gives me problems for the last few years) and that she will have to do a prostate exam. I faked a false outrage, I was like "ahhhh man, are you really serious?!.."
    And she was like Mr. Monks its important that you specifically get one at least every 9 months so we will know if its something more insidious. (I have to go to austin urology and have seen several doctors because it is a legit problem) But sure I was faking an outrage but in my head I was like "YES YES YES YES FUCK YES!!"

    She went to go get Bacteriostatic lubercating jelly and she came back in and told me to pull down my underwear, at this point I was to lose it really hard. she was fucking hott. I always come across sexy nurses, doctors, and detectives.. why? And I was thinking to myself holy shit this about to happen. And she said I promise I'll be quick sweety and I said under my breath, "my body is ready.." and she said "excuse me?" and I said "do whut?" and then I said "oh nothing"

    She throttled me real well.. I'm pretty sure I made a jeeeeert sound somewhere in the entire thing, I was exhausted and even broke a sweat, she told me she thinks I'm fine but its definitely enlarged. It felt so fucking good I completely ignored the faggot med student that was there smiling watching.

    Anyways they I gave my plasma which helps save lives, And they confirmed that I don't have hiv, the syph or anything else so they gave me 60 bucks and when I was leaving I got to spin a wheel like on the game shows and I got an extra 10 bucks (lol what kinda crack head shit is this?)

    But yeah after that I went to burger tx for a burger and above burger tx is barflys my favorite place to drink and had a few shots and I talked to my favorite drummer, the gont from ringo deathstarr. But yeah I haven't had any attention from a woman in about three weeks but this doctor rocked my world and my booty. I would do it again I had an instant crush on her. It felt so fucking good, the only thing that could of made it better is if I crammed tek up my asshole before going in, but I didn't know I was gonna have a prostate exam...




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