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Posts That Were Thanked by Ghost

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Secret is to go to carnivals and tell kids hey comere.

    The kids then come to you

    Yo say to them: "he he hoiiii I'm a carny wanna play a game?"

    The kid says yuck no why do you have all those scabs?


    THATS NOT THE POINT, KID. WANNA PLAY OR NOT? ALLS YOU GOTTA DO IS THROW A DART, HIT A BALLOON, AND WIN WIN WIN!

    Why do you have all thode sca--

    I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOw IF YOU DONT PAY ME 4 DOLLARS TO PLAY THE GAME.
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  2. Kafka sweaty
    I’m outtie, you’re all dumb.
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  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    are you kidding me? candyrein easily
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  4. Kafka sweaty
    My EQ is 15/80 so she's probably more intelligent there.
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  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Whine whine whine…get back to me when lanny has not only banned you but removed 30,000 of your posts in a drunken 2am ragefest.

    NEVER FORGET
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  6. *raises glass* "and here's to the next thousand"

    +And may all of the posters in the thread live longly and prosper+

    *Goes to take a drink but stops to say more*

    "And especially to a very special girl , Kafka , who is neither here nor there but very dear to all of are hearts"

    *Puffs a marijuana cigarette, and hits resume-playing button on porn*

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  7. we DID IT, KWEEEEEEEENS! THE MWMOIRS WENT TO 1000

    Yasssss Pham,work it - toot it - scoot it this is HOWIE DO IT
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  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I just got back from my vacation at Waterton Lakes National Park.

    Beautiful area. Went hiking a bunch, took a boat tour of the lake, stayed in a nice resort and enjoyed the jacuzzi and bars in town. Ate a lot of good food.

    I took some photos but they don't really show how nice it really was there. I would recommend it as a travel destination if you're ever out this way.

    Here are a few photos:


    View of the township and lake, going into Montana.


    The rest of the mountain I was on when I took the above photo.


    Part of a waterfall.


    This river flows away from the waterfall above. It looks like a small creek in this photo but I was actually fairly high above it.
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  9. Originally posted by Ghost That feel when day 7 into a meth binge and your mind and soul completely snap and you become a shell of your former self like you're watching a movie of your life except it's a dark avantgarde horror film in black and white

    That's the best time to write a letter to yourself to read later.
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  10. Kafka sweaty
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    One of my favorite threads on this site was where Kev cried because Sophie was gonna make him a 1337haxx0r but he wasn't smart enough to grasp basic concepts and Sophie (normally extremely desperate for attention/friendship) told him to go away and that he was 'too stupid to teach'

    So Kev responded to this attack on his cognitive faculties by posting all the mean shit Sophie said to him, thinking that we'd be like 'oh sophie ur such a bad person for calling a borderline retard too stupid to understand keyboard commands' but instead we realized Sophie has a good sense of humour and Kev will never be successful at anything.
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  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]


    Wake n' bake with my new vape system to kick off my 5 day vacation. This is a "ball injector" vape system called the flowerpot, model B1. A heavy hitter.



    Picked up an ounce of Ultra Sour. Only 22.8% but a great price at $100 for the ounce and a great taste reminiscent of a Coca-Cola Slurpee, and it does a good job of getting me high too. Can't justify dropping $30 on 1/8ths of Ogen strains all the time, although I still have a gram or so leftover of my last batch of Ogen Lemon Z at about 27-28%.



    Latest disposable vape cartridge, I'll be taking this one with me on my trip down to a National Park along with my Youcan Uni Pro (good device, long lasting battery).
    Delicious tropical flavor and 83% THC, one of the highest I've seen in these. I usually hit it at 2.4V for a milder high or 2.8V for a heavier high.
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat should check out her profile I still have a hard time fanthoming this:
    https://www.instagram.com/clarissa_parigi/

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  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Ghost shampoop
    hand soap
    tooth picks
    cashews , craisens
    chap stick
    TIN FOIL!!!!

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  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Get some of those little round callous pads they make for your toes and put it over the spot on your finger. It will both protect it and promote healing.

    A soak like you said would probably help too but try warm water and Epsom salt
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    imagine when the world becomes so polluted we all have facemasks that either function at 99% partical material for 1$/20minutes, then drop to 20% when ur on free-to-live setting
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo Last time I went to the lasagna store they told me I was gonna have to quiet down, I asked why and they said "because the G is silent"

    Thank you I'll make my way to the suicide store now

    This might be my favorite post I've ever made and its underappreciation is making me itchy
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  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Bradley my gang name is White N Wild

    That’s not a nickname it sounds like something from porn
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  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Believe nothinh you hear and only half of what you see.
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  20. Kafka sweaty
    It freaks me out when they sing together it’s some emotional manipulation tactic. Anyway I hum silent night in the shower sometimes
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