Originally posted by mmQ
My friend and I just literally masturbated if it wasnt for her instincts. Driving home from trivia and a dude blew a stop sign at what had to be at least 50 mph right in front of us, she slammed on breaks and just missed it. Literally half a second difference we would've been toast.
It's way better with the word enhancement.
And far be it from me to judge you and your friend's fap fodder, but watching a guy blow a stop sign at 50 miles per hour seems like a pretty weird fucking kink.
Does it have to be at 50mph or can you masturbate to dudes blowing stop signs without that part?
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mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
Originally posted by Ghost
It was funny at first but a week long ban for ban evasion of a 3 day ban is a bit too much don't you think?
I hate that kid and think he's one of the worst garbage posters on this forum but he was supposed to be ub anned by now and I just look at his profile and see this.
I don't know why this bothers me but I am compelled to speak up and bring attention to this concurrent banning. What do you think folks?, is this ban a good thing or is Lanny taking this too far?
Should ban him simply for being a faggot..
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2019-04-03 at 2:33 AM UTC
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Lying in bed all day sucks.
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Krow
Pot is stupid. Drugs are lame.
stick to meds, fuck you doing smoking pot while throwing up? You got the AIDS?
your mom is lame, she's that gave the pot to me. and if i have aids from her im sure you do too lol
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2019-04-03 at 2:32 AM UTC
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Lying in bed all day sucks.
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Krow
Pot is stupid. Drugs are lame.
stick to meds, fuck you doing smoking pot while throwing up? You got the AIDS?
trying to crew a hangover dumbfuck
Originally posted by mikeyagain
Smoking weed, and throwing up, don't mesh, you little bitch, but you carry on with your story..
you mad dad-bod?
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2019-04-03 at 2:31 AM UTC
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Lying in bed all day sucks.
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Krow
Pot is stupid. Drugs are lame.
stick to meds, fuck you doing smoking pot while throwing up? You got the AIDS?
trying to crew a hangover dumbfuck
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2019-04-02 at 6:56 PM UTC
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Anyone here like Borscht?
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
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Leave HTS alone, faggot. If she wants to be called "she", then who the fuck does that hurt? It's whatever makes her happy. You can go suck cock if you got a problem with that, nigger.
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Yeah .. it’s just what I wanna see online when I wake up
A homosexual hitchhiker and a man who lives in motel 6 making a front page flush with my username
Chits not flattering it’s odd And obsessive
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GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
"Stu, what are you doing?"
Making chocolate pudding
"It's four o'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
Because I've lost control of my life.
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2019-03-31 at 11:54 AM UTC
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Lil Windex is Plural
Plurality is a multiple of a fractal reality.
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2019-03-31 at 11:11 AM UTC
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Endtimes
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Good people won't feel the need to hide, but the wicked ones will.
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2019-03-30 at 3:51 AM UTC
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This Is My Farewell Tour
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
quite the little cow
" ... just like everywhere in nature, nothing is wasted on this texas swamp. scavengers move in swiftly to consume unwanted and left over stocks as soon as they're expunged from the pool of desirables ... "
*national geographic anthem plays*
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2019-03-30 at 2:35 AM UTC
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This Is My Farewell Tour
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
quite the little cow
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Lol, does she have "mentlegen" tattooed on her arm?
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in the shitpussy
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I don't know how much money you have or how big your house is, but you should cover a room in plastic for the next hobo. If anyone asks you're remodeling. Lure the hobo in there on some pretext, IDK< tell him you might have a job for him if he's wiling to work, then put a garrote around his throat as his back is turned. If you make it a rope one of sufficient thickness he probably won't even bleed. The plastic is just for when shit hits the fan.
If you have a big cooler you store him there in parts. I suggest bleeding the body in a controlled manner before you start cutting it up. You also don't saw anything off, you get a set of nice butcher knives and cut the tendons at the joints. Disperse the body parts in dumpsters in different cities. Preferably over county and state lines. Don't get rid of everything at once and incorporate the getting rid of the body parts into some sort of routine. If you go to the gym every Friday afternoon take some extra time before coming home.
If you get anything dirty with blood or bodily fluids. For fucks sake only use bleach after you clean it with biologically active laundry detergent. Let it soak for a while and hopefully the enzymes in the detergent will break down the enzymes in the blood that react with Luminol. Also, if you don't feel like cutting up a body just put it in the tub full off bio-detergent. You'll end up with nice clean bones, it's better than acid. Put the skeleton on display or something, say you bought it at some medical for closure sale.
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2019-03-29 at 10:24 AM UTC
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Karen, I'm pregnant.
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
I think my coffee's kickin in..🖐
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2019-03-29 at 5:27 AM UTC
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This Is My Farewell Tour
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Daddyissues
Bill Krozby post a pic of Mal or gtfo.
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2019-03-29 at 5:21 AM UTC
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This Is My Farewell Tour
Truth Bill Krozby. Now post a pic or gtfo.
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