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2019-03-18 at 1:24 PM UTC in Don'tTellEm and Ohfralala had a falling out...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-18 at 11:49 AM UTC in what chu nigga's think bout that Macafee cocksuckercmere sok puppet lemme show you another use for a sockThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-16 at 7:51 PM UTC in Don'tTellEm is a goddess...
Originally posted by Sudo donttellem is actually awesome. Would hang. She's the type to tell off the sandwich artist for not putting enough pickles on her sub
speaking of sandwich artists, I have to tell this little story;;
so back a long long time ago when I had a hot lil girlfriend, proper aged and everything,, anyways we went to Subway and I ordered a footlong meatball sub with Mayo on the bottom half,, do you guys know where the bottom half of the sanwich is?
no one at subway does,, anyways back to the story.
so we are in line and I orde the footlong meatball with mayo on the bottom half and this lil chubby short girl steps up to put the Mayo on my bread and when she went for a second dip of mayo she dragged her big ass titty through my mayo and basically did a perfect spread with her titty,, well now Ive always been a bit of a joker and before I could say anything I felt my gf squeeze my arm as if to say NO DONT DO IT!
it was to late, and in a loud voice I said Ma am, please refrain from spreading the mayo with your titty and I'm gonna need you to start fresh cuz I dont want that bread.
everyone looked at my sub with the perfect spread of mayo and then to her titty all smeared with mayo,,
she turned red and left the line and a tall girl took her place,, my gf kicked me in the calf, I gave her a look and she was almost as red faced as the girl with the mayo titty.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-16 at 6:51 PM UTC in Don'tTellEm is a goddess...lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 6:09 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentlarry ur actin like a dog tryin to protect his boneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 3:41 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momenthe aint really black doe,, he's a frickin Hondurass AsianThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 2:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI just medicated and meditated and now I'm gonna kill a few treesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 11:38 AM UTC in Random Thoughts738 is close enough for me,,, firin it upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 1:04 PM UTC in I always want to date more girls that seem to want to date me...if a bitch wont fight another bitch over you she aint shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-16 at 8:30 PM UTC in Don'tTellEm is a goddess...no one really asked you thoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 2:58 AM UTC in Did Ohfralala get blown away in yesterday's spate of Alabama tornados?ur bein one now, so,,,The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 2:37 AM UTC in POLECAT feels that Earth is currently in the midst of a Sixth Mass Extinction event...I would have to give up, stop smokin weed and start drawing ssi if the dreams were to die,, thats the backup plan anywayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 2:43 AM UTC in Smeagma eating pornthat last pic looks like me n Jill after several hrs in the sakThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 1:30 AM UTC in POLECAT feels that Earth is currently in the midst of a Sixth Mass Extinction event...I didnt find that funnyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 1:25 AM UTC in POLECAT feels that Earth is currently in the midst of a Sixth Mass Extinction event...tomorrow I have to stay uninebreated until I call my future boss tomorrow afternoon and get confirmation about starting work this coming weekThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 1:20 AM UTC in POLECAT feels that Earth is currently in the midst of a Sixth Mass Extinction event...aint no root seller here,, I'm only high 20 hrs a day,,I sober up half way through my night of sleep.
lj, I will admit I have Dreams,, some of which I believe to be outside reality's perimeters ,, others tho are totally Stellar in there magnitude.
as a matter of fact for an investment of $4995.00 I can Gay Ron Teeheehee you a return of $10,000.00 in 12 months,, now most of you will say thts one crazy fucked up hillbilly lookin for a handout.
but I know its da trufe and a good investmentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-17 at 12:55 AM UTC in POLECAT feels that Earth is currently in the midst of a Sixth Mass Extinction event...dude, there is 3 feet of motherfucking snow out in my yard right now,, its not mushroom season formonthsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-17 at 12:51 AM UTC in Would you rather work a job that you don't like, for $100,000 annually, or...I'm easy,, I'll work for 15 bucks an hr if the boss is a cool motherfucking boss,, if the boss is a cunt I wont work for 100 bucks an hrThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-16 at 8:15 PM UTC in Don'tTellEm is a goddess...I guess you had to be there,,,The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-16 at 8:10 PM UTC in Don'tTellEm is a goddess...had to be some bad Mayo on that shirt,, she prolly been spreadin mayo like that for daysThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
