The rats are not the only ones getting loads blasted onto them in the Polecat household.
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2022-01-11 at 9:58 AM UTC
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Bob Chapek has been the chief executive of The Walt Disney Co. since February 2020, when former CEO Bob Iger stepped down for a planned retirement.
Satya Nadella has been the CEO of Microsoft since February 2014.
The CEO of Amazon has been Andy Jassy since July, when founder Jeff Bezos stepped down.
In January 2020, former Hulu CEO Randy Freer stepped down, eight months after Disney took full control of the streaming platform.
Arvind Krishna has been IBM's CEO since April 2020, when Ginni Rometty stepped down.
Ryan Roslansky has been CEO of LinkedIn, which Microsoft owns, since June 2020.
Uber Eats is part of Uber, whose CEO has been Dara Khosrowshahi since 2017.
Marc Benioff and Bret Taylor have been co-CEOs of Salesforce since 2001 and Nov. 30, respectively.
Shar Dubey has been CEO of the Match Group, which owns Tinder, OK Cupid and Hinge, since March 2020.
In February 2020, Andrew Meslow was promoted from chief operating officer to CEO of Bath & Body Works.
Martin Waters has been CEO of Victoria's Secret since February.
K.C. Crosthwaite has been chief executive of Juul Labs since former CEO Kevin Burns stepped down in September 2019.
Sandeep Mathrani was appointed CEO of WeWork in February 2020.
The last CEO change at Harley-Davidson came in February 2020, when former CEO Matthew Levatich stepped down and Jochen Zeitz took his place.
Makoto Uchida has been CEO of Nissan since 2019.
Mike Sievert has been CEO of T-Mobile since April 2020, when the company's merger with Sprint was completed.
eBay's board of directors appointed Jamie Iannone CEO in April 2020, half a year after Devin Wenig stepped down from the position.
Michael Miebach has been chief executive of Mastercard since January, when former CEO Ajay Banga stepped down.
Nestlé's chief executive has been Mark Schneider since 2017.
Bill Hornbuckle has been the permanent CEO of MGM Resorts International since July 2020.
The CEO of Volkswagen has been Herbert Diess since April 2018.
At Walmart, Doug McMillon has served as president and CEO since 2014.
Mark Hoffman is chairman of CNBC – a role he assumed in April 2015.
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PT Curiser, yes or no?
AngryIVer
African Astronaut
[my jade controlled morrigan]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
2k for 48k miles sounds like a good deal
Yeah, but then you remember it's a POS Chrysler
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I'd impregnate my wife with trumps semen if he sent it to me
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Originally posted by POLECAT
what a dumb bitch, I don't want to kill my dog or any other critters that may eat the dead rat and die cuz of it,, STFU dumb ass commie bitch,, this is not a troll its real u r a stupid motherfucking dumb ass bitch. you picked the wrong side and you are going to pay for it for the rest of ur stupid life.
Good day!
Lolz
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I just got CORRALLED by 3 squad cars whilst PEACEFULLY walking to the store. They blocked me in and asked me where I was going, coming from, told me a report of a burglary just happened and then I was cutting through a parking lot wearing a backpack and looked SUSPICIOUS.
He was polite enough so I wasn't a dick toward him but I did refuse to give him my ID or my last name but I told him my first name. He said ok thanks and that was it.
I was kind of hoping they'd falsely arrest me so I could file a lawsuit and win MILLIONS but oh well.
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Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
im too hung over to buy polysporin
And the polysporin salesman is too hungover to sell it to you, but he still puts on his big boy pants every morning and does it anyway, because that's life, and if you don't take care of your shit it's just going to fall apart and rot.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
The irony is quite unironically Irony in flavor
Lol nobody has been reading any of stl's copypastas but he's been sitting around reading every single comment from the first one thinking anyone gives a shit.
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
MY back is crooked.
I can't even work this week. no way can I get in and out of my car. Fucking hurts so fucking bad. I been tired for 3 days straight sleeping non-stop and the yesterday my back went out and I got up this morning and it just locked up in pain.
this is the worst in 20 years since I first had got a herniated disc.
my upper torso is shifted to the left of my waistline. i look like a fucking sideways banana.
Aren't you glad you got the jabs now?
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Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by stl1
The Democrats, of course.
If you think either party is the answer or the problem you a braindead brainwashed walking lump of stupid.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Who cares?
I mean that sincerely but also not literally. Who gives a fuck and why do you? Why does anyone keep caring so much about this stupid shit that won't ever matter to any significant degree ever ????????????????
It's a rhetorical.
We've been waiting for Trump to get reappointed for the last 12 months, and for proof of Russian collusion the last 5 years.
We just want closure, maaan.
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2022-01-02 at 3:47 PM UTC
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Hello
poast nudes so that we can decide how deep to friemd you.
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Has anyone changed their mind about anything here yet ?
We should set up a thing where everyone that's posted in this thread all go to a big auditorium and we stand in front of our respective podiums and read the thread out loud for thousands of in-person audience members and millions of national viewers.
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Originally posted by stl1
He will most definitely have a place in the history books for being the only President who was impeached twice and led an insurrection that attempted to overthrow a legitimate election because his ego couldn't handle the reality that he was not wanted as President by a majority of over 7 million Americans as well as having lost to a woman by over 3 million votes.
Everything you say has already been proven to be false.
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All it will take is the decertification of 2020 electoral votes and a new election in Congress with one state one vote.
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i had sex with your little sister, your mom watched
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Originally posted by stl1
The Guardian
Capitol rioters hit with severe sentences and sharp reprimands from judges
Maya Yang
Judges across the US have been handing down stiff sentences and hard words in recent weeks for extremist supporters of Donald Trump who took part in the 6 January insurrection at the US Capitol.
Since a federal judge sentenced Jacob Chansley, the US Capitol rioter nicknamed the “QAnon shaman” for his horned headdress, to 41 months in prison last month, more US judges have been delivering strict sentences to defendants charged over their roles in the attacks earlier this year.
Since the riots, federal prosecutors have brought cases against 727 individuals over their involvement in the deadly riots. With hundreds facing criminal charges, Trump has come under growing scrutiny from the House select committee investigating the attacks.
The longest sentence so far was handed down to a Florida man who threw a wooden plank and fire extinguisher at police officers during the riots. On 17 December, Judge Tanya Chutkan sentenced Robert Palmer to 63 months of jail time, describing the prison term as “the consequence of those actions”.
According to Chutkan, individuals who attempted to “violently overthrow the government” and “stop the peaceful transition of power” would be met with “absolutely certain punishment”.
At his hearing, Palmer said he was “really, really ashamed” of his behavior, adding that he was “absolutely devastated” to see the “coldness and calculation” that he used to attack Capitol police.
On Tuesday, a Washington state man was sentenced to 46 months of prison time for assaulting police officers with a speaker and a metal baton during the riots. According to court documents, Devlyn Thompson helped move police shields up against a line of rioters in a tunnel, as well as hit police officers.
US District Judge Royce Lamberth told Thompson, “The violence that happened that day was such a blatant disregard to the institutions of government … You’re shoving and pushing … and participating in this riot for hours.”
Thompson is the second rioter, after Palmer, to be sentenced for the felony of assaulting a police officer with a dangerous weapon. More than 140 other rioters face the same charge.
Lamberth also sentenced an 81-year-old Army veteran on the same day to three years of probation for illegally breaching the Capitol.
Gary Wickersham, one of the oldest of more than 700 rioters facing charges, was sentenced to 90 days of home detention, and will also have to pay a $2,000 fine and $500 for building damage.
Defense lawyers argued against any confinement, saying that Wickersham would be unable to visit his grandchildren during his “golden years”.
During his hearing, Wickersham asked for “mercy” from Lamberth and explained that he went to the Capitol because “you get bored” sitting at home.
“Mr Wickersham, I appreciate what you’ve done here. I think you have led the way for others to recognize that the jig is up,” said Lamberth. The 78-year-old judge also told Wickersham that he is “the first defendant I’ve had that’s older than me in quite some time”.
On Tuesday, a Pennsylvania man was also sentenced over his involvement in the riots after his wife accidentally implicated him in a Facebook status. US District Judge James Boasberg sentenced Gary Edwards to one year of probation, 200 hours of community service, as well as a $2,500 fine and $500 in damage fees.
In a since deleted Facebook post, Edward’s wife wrote, “Okay ladies, let me tell you what happened as my husband was there inside the Capitol,” adding, “these were people who watched their rights being taken away, their votes stolen from them, their state officials violating the constitution of their country.”
According to authorities, Edwards took pictures, helped teargassed protesters and entered an office of an unidentified congressional official.
“There really is no more serious and profound action democracy takes than the certifying of a lawful and fair election,” Boasberg said. “And to the extent anyone would interfere with that, particularly with force of violence, they strike at the root of democracy,” he added.
That message would seem to go for organizers of the 6 January events as well as participants in the violence.
On 22 November, US District Judge Royce Lamberth sentenced Capitol rioter Frank Scavo to 60 days in prison, one of the strictest sentences handed down to a misdemeanor defendant and more than four times the prosecutor’s recommendation of two weeks.
Scavo, a Trump supporter from Pennsylvania and former school board official, was found guilty of chartering buses to transport approximately 200 residents from Pennsylvania to the Capitol on 6 January.
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