It's a result of too much masturbation.
Besides that I dunno I used to activate it a lot when I was a kid.
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2018-05-09 at 11:08 PM UTC
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fuck or pass the pay
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2018-05-09 at 11:02 PM UTC
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fuck or pass the pay
Johnny you are not putting Pole in lingerie ffs
Originally posted by mmQ
I would fucking smash that shit like a Halloween pumpkin, get her warmed up with an afternoon blumpkin, take her out for coffee at Donuts, Dunkin, then back to my pad for an evening of humpin.
Etc.
Translation=two pump chump
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2018-05-09 at 10:56 PM UTC
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fuck or pass the pay
Ur not turning the polecat cj. He's the only straight guy on this site ffs!
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2018-05-09 at 10:30 PM UTC
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Rest in peace Date Hotel
Ok guys I made that up ffs. Let the polecat off the hookš
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2018-05-09 at 9:01 PM UTC
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Rest in peace Date Hotel
RIP!
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wouldn't be no punch, kick, fight, bite, ya get me?
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Iād take the billion. Thereās so much more I could do with that amount of money instead of sitting around in love.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
The love of my life would probably be some horrible she-devil I deserve to be with. I'll take the money.
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2018-05-09 at 4:21 AM UTC
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Squirting: The Official Poll
Originally posted by A College Professor
does the squirts come from the rump? what color is the squirts?
Omgomgomg I get to legit say this in all seriousness...
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2018-05-09 at 2:55 AM UTC
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High tier TV series
Originally posted by HTS
The Wire
Breaking Bad
?_?
This, throw in Deadwood (criminally underrated) and you've basically got the golden age.
Also westworld is pretty mediocre. Tries so hard to be profound but it's pretty much just pseudo-philosophical garbage trying to make people who don't actually think say "makes you think!".
Time split thing was a good twist but that's the start and end of it.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The last group who came over, Sophie ended up handing out icecream and cookies! Almost put us in the poor house!
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2018-05-08 at 4:21 PM UTC
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ATTN: -SpectraL
Poleket go get on date hotel. Namas posting.
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2018-05-08 at 12:52 AM UTC
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Are you good with kids?
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I hate kids my wife does to.
When ever we hear a kid crying or acting out we call that birth control.
Never did we even consider having even one,now we are in our early 50's and we are so glad we did't have any FUCKING KIDS.
All my old friends are divorced and paying child support.
They can't do shit.Me my house is paid for and I don't have to drive a shitbox.
I go on vacation when I want and only work 3 day's a week.Fuck haven kids enjoy your life.
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Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
You guys are OK, you are welcome here.
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Are you a dude pretending to be a chic
Or a chic pretending to be a dude?
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I was also thinking about getting a trans-am so people dont think Im faking being trans.
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Originally posted by BeigeWarlock
poop on it
That would be a memory dump.
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i video chatted today for bout 8hrs
i made some rice today
then i did spanish lessons today ( im learning to be a mexican)
then i was hungry so i drank half a gallon of cranberry juice and a packet of tuna
then i installed 2 nifty brass berth lights and swapped the switches out for dimmers
then i also installed 2 ciggy lighter power outlets
then i tested my generator to see if it could run both my air conditioner and microwave at the same time (it does)
then i talked to my brother on the pone
then i thought hmm i better turn generator off before i get monoxide poison
then i was tired so now im on my couch in the dark with computer
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Originally posted by POLECAT
the fuck you say,,
Iām about to call you and cuss you out if you donāt stop getting me tangled up in dumbass shit.
Also can you mail me some weed?
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