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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lasagna is yellow and small.

    well here in AMERICA its 9" wide and 18" long and motherfuckin filled to the gills with meat and cheese!

    now go lay the fuck down you yellow faggot cuck!!
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    for some reason when i read that I was picturing my cock being the Lasagna and the oven being ur hot wet pussy
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    it goes like this,,
    First I got high..... on good weed I growed.
    then I thought about writing the proposal for the paint job I started yesterday.. the I actually finished and sent it out
    then I was thunkin bout how I already got money 4 the job and started it but here I am just sending out the contract, I found it a little funny.
    then I wondered outside to feed the maskeetoes and see what I could do next, all the while thinkin bout the gol darn skeeters, so I lit another ciggy to ward them off a few feet,, then I was thinkin about moving 2 trucks and 2 trailers from one side of the yard to the new part of the driveway so I did,, or started to then I had to think about where the MOTHERFUCK ARE MY GAL DARN KEY!!!!
    its always right there... right there,,,, RIGHT THERE!!! not there or their or there fuck!!!!!!!!!!

    hey thats not the right key, but its a key to this truck.............. where the fuk is the right key thats not RIGHT THERE.
    bet there aint no battery in it... nope,,, hmmm ,,, wonder if the battery for the trollin moter i picked up at yard sale this spring is any good,, oooooo spark,, damn not enough, fuck, I wonder if the battery charger I ran over last week will work
    Fuckin skeeetters,, holy fuk it works... hmmm gonna atke a while I better take a sit down and smoke da weed..................................................................................................................................................................................hmmm wondered out into the yard and planned a house,, with a garage under it at ground level with dirt pushed up all around the garage to the first floor of the house with a deck and rock walls stair stepping down all the around 3 sides of it and then the phone rang
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung Fucking a nigger
    don't ur mom get tired of you diddlin her
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by jerryb Nah was talking about polecat with his rat problem. Probably to cold where he lives to have outside cats.

    it is pretty cold up here in the winter but the neighbors cat spent the winter hanging out between the factory trailer roof and the added on higher metal roof that was put on to make the snow fall off the roof,, she was right over the woodstove and the rats love it up there cuz its warm in the winter so I may go through some cats from the coyote's, fishercats, foxes and other meat eating assholes in my neighborhood I think it will keep the rats at bay so a semi out door cat is going to be part of the rat brigade
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Good morning everyone.
    I have been awake since 4am and all I've done so far is surf the web and scroll Facebook.
    Today I plan on hitting up the 127 garage sale (The world's largest garage sale) with my beautiful wife.
    Hopefully we can find some swanky patio furniture or a deep freezer to put a cow in.
    Also I have to fix my patio at some point because the retarded weiner dog keeps busting through the screen and my wife won't let me put her down.

    um,, a cow needs one acre to live happy
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just ate b fast and now i'm rolling fruity gorilla glue for work today,,
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm getting a cat! even tho rats piss me off less than the smell of cat pee n shit
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that is none of my concern,, the fox is paid off every week or two with meat from the house
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    earlier I was out smokin a joint and a fox walked right by me
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    SHhhhhh... I'm wat hunting from my wat bwind. I got a fresh bag of trash sittin on a concrete block out on the porch with a light background so I can see his black ass when he is scurring around out there trying to get into the bag, I got the door open and i'm setup on the couch with a cushon blocking the light off me and a chair in front of me with jackets and t shirts blocking me from him with a shooting slot in the middle of the back of the chair.. right now I'm going to turn up the tv so he feels comfortable making noise,, prolly flip on the tik tok ,, he seems to like it when I'm watching tv and tik tok at the ame time.
    I'll be back
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    wet candy gets sticky
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    writing up a contract for the condo job,, already got the down payment so it hi ho hi ho its off to work I go,, 7 g's in 7 D's
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    gay bastard
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my friend Rick has provided over $170,000.00 over the last 15 years and all the money goes into the house fund,, what woman has ever contributed money into the house that you know of,, I know every woman I was ever with just kept me broke or almost, trying to keep her happy.

    I don't think I settled by moving in a friend.
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    till you have a stroke and then it fucks you up like for days,, thius nigga has to be alert enough to feed the woodstove all winter and NOT BURN this mofo to the ground while I'm out snowmobiling.

    I'm working on getting him into some sort of assisted living situation so he doesnt die living here this winter,, unless he snaps out of it and gets his shit together before snow falls
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I reckon i'm about to go the fuck out of my house to smoke weed,, after I harvested the new crop rick started getting a contact high and became a zombi again.. thats a no situation here in the castle so now I have to go outside to puff my weed.. it really sucks cuz we gots skeeters like fla does
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I heard ur mom was darker doe
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    man its hard to get money from Switzerland, but I did get the condo job after all so I'll be starting on it tomorrow,, prais jebus
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