Originally posted by Red_Woman
Well, I'm your mamma. Lil cute thing. 
Oh god mommy 😍
Ur the best momma red
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2018-07-21 at 1:29 AM UTC
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I want to bed Red Woman...
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
u may as well go for it red,, itl only take 2 min. outa ur life
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Originally posted by WellHung
Don't be such a begging Beta pushover. Chicks don't dig desperation.
It's always worked in the past
And Johnson told me chick lije it when u don't give up
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Surely we deserve a long legs in stockings pic as reward…
How bout beach legs? No stockings
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2018-07-20 at 7:41 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by benny vader
dont.
niggers and spics arent destined to lead the world.
You better be happy I’m not running it, because a pedo like you would get that last scene from Pulp Fiction
👌👈😳
Right in the dooky shoot 🙏😌
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itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
I love reading Archer & Jiggy, it's always good for a laugh
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itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
LOL you guys are killing me today @Archer
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Originally posted by Manonfire
U so rite good sir
U are my mentor now hung
Another generations begins...It's heartwarming...grandson.
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About Me
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
We don’t know you. We know what you want us to know about you.
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Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
My first job was when I was 16 as a cook at a fast food chain making $5.75 an hour. I think an entry-level restaurant or retail job is good for kids. Gives them good perspective. Just keep working to improve your situation. Never stop learning and never stop trying to better yourself.
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There’s no “ideal weight” for women
It looks good or it doesn’t
Some women are lucky where the weight goes...some less.
I’ve seen some pretty hot 200lbers
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2018-07-20 at 2:36 PM UTC
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Itybit is old and boring...
Originally posted by Red_Woman
ahahahah naaawww, crumpet is my retiremment plan.
You get me now. 
Yea yes...he can change your diapers...I’ll change your thong 😎
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Originally posted by Madman
get a real job
Careers are for adults.
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was just in town and went to buy a coke coz i was thirsty. anyway they were selling pasties and shit which looked pretty nice. they had it were they were all out in a hot cabinet and you put one into a paper bag and go pay for it. so i put one in a bag, went round the shelf and slipped it in my waistband coz its hot and all i was wearing was jeans and a tee, so nowhere else to conceal it. so i goes picks up a coke and went to pay for the coke but this pasty is starting to feel a bit too hot around my belt. so i was using my hand to try and hold it away from my skin a bit so it wouldn't get so hot while i waited to pay. next thing i know my finger went straight through the paper bag and the pasty and its all falling apart and starting to burn my nuts. so i ducked back round the shelf putting the coke down on the side to go sort it out where they wouldn't see that i'd just tried to steal one of their pasties. and its all starting to fall down my leg now. and the filling is hot as fuck. so i try to let it all fall down the leg of my jeans but these tight jeans these days, it got half way down my calf and all got stuck there. and now its burning my leg to fuck so i've just squished it down and out the bottom of my jeans and just left it on the floor. hopefully they'll think somebody just dropped a pasty on the floor and it got trod on or summing. anyway so now i thought i'll just buy this coke and get the fuck out. but as i'm going back to where the coke was i'm thinking where did i put that £10 note, and i'm checking all my pockets just as i hear a guy at the cashier saing 'somebody just left this bottle of coke and ten pound note on the side', so i quickly called it as mine, paid for the coke and got the fuck out. i had to go and get some envelopes and copier paper so i was rushing to get them so i could get home to check my leg coz it was burning like fuck now. anyway i got home, ripped my clothes off and got in the shower. there is a huge blister bigger than a tennis ball on my calf and its sore as hell now.
moral of the story is don't go putting hot pasties in your waistband to chore them kids.
i've got hot pasties like that tons of times and never had anything like that happen tho. that was one seriously fucking hot pasty man.
i'll take some pics, you guys gotta see this.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I don't think anything w kids is humorous or funny. Maybe if u don't have them, u don't get it but it's unnecessary.
We can talk shit all day long, just leave my baby out.
Again I didn’t bring up your kid.
But.
I have a friend who froze her eggs and then got inseminated. Her baby is a bit slow and she always says she’s freezer burnt. It’s funny because it’s a joke. Maybe if you stopped being such an alcoholic looney bitch and tried to find humor in things you’d be less upset right now.
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2018-07-19 at 10:21 PM UTC
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How long you been sober?
Anyway I'm about 1 month clean and feel in good
Thought about havin a beer tonight but doesn't sound good now
Pretty proud of my soberity so far
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I just got back from a long walk, during which I listened to Tolkien's The Silmarillion as an audiobook.
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Whatever happened to a good old fashioned ass whoopin, getting your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
Xoxoxoxoxo is in a better place now lord bless her soul God may she find love and happies be with the clouds my ever lasting power dove and you will look upon us as a one winged eagle with superior eyesight, your JUDGEMENT BEFALLS UPON OUR WICKED HEARTS AND WE WEEP oh how we WEEP. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO I'll never forget the time you quoted me and I quoted you back, I lost fucking days worth of sleep after that my stomach CHURNED WITH DELIGHT and my LOINS STIRRED WITH THE HOTTEST OF PASSION.
I remember watching Lassie save a boy from a well thinking, man, I wish was lassie was Xoxoxoxoxo and I was that little boy in the well. Ahhh memories 🎃
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Jesus…talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel for thread topics…REPORTED.
Would thank
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Tee been drinkin at work again
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