i water my garden with JJ's tears. the garden is flourishing because this nigga has a depressing life lmao
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Don't worry about it Mal. It's none of ur business, he curled up in bed asleep rn smh
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2019-03-08 at 5:41 PM UTC
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Internationals womens day
Does this mean I have to make her a sammich?
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I agree. They are so aggressive and tensify this entire place up. They pretty much just run around slapping everyone with their dicks and jaunt off laughing.
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Originally posted by POLECAT
I sure hope you can breath through ur ears brother
Of course!
As any master cunnilingist should
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2019-03-06 at 6:37 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
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2019-03-01 at 6:27 PM UTC
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Shittiest city you've been to
4 of us drove to Vegas from Los Angeles, one of the other dudes DAN was a bit weird and had not had sex in years...I told him we'd get him laid in Vegas what with it being legal there.
I was playing the slots and he kept following me around annoyingly..I told him to go play a machine and he said he didn't gamble..I gave him a roll of quarters and said "there now you're not gambling your money"...anyway he won a couple of hundred with that roll and then he was hooked.
Few hours later I said "Come on Dan lets go", he said "where" I said "We're going to go get you laid remember". "oh no I'm playing this machine now"...wtf faggot.
Driving back to L.A. we got stopped at the stateline, they apparently have a problem with bringing fruit and veg from state to state because of fruit flies...the cop or whatever he was flags us down, I rolled down the window and he said
"Hi, any fruits in the car"
I pointed at in the back and said "only Dan".
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Originally posted by mikeyagain
Can I get a list of bars, that I shouldn't frequent??
All the really good ones have closed down. The Oz bar and The Hop were great spots for picking up old dogs...sadly both have since shut their doors, I'm still trying to locate where they have reconvened...some went to Chaynes nightclub but they have a dress code and I don't like wearing pants.
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Then post the highlights of your long existence Teehee for us all to oooo and ahhh over…PROCEEEEEDD!
stalker
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Actually I'll just kind of throw together a bit of chronology/timeline:
2008: I enroll in some high school night classes.
2009: I start taking some first year uni classes as well.
2010: I'm done the high school classes and am now exclusively taking uni classes. Also, my heroin use starts increasing, but it's still not an every day thing yet.
2012: I'm about wrapping up my final credits. I also start working in a (cognitive psychology) research lab and doing an honors thesis. I'm also deciding which grad schools to apply at. I also end up switching to IV heroin, and am using pretty much every day at this point.
2013: I get my B.A. I also make the switch to (prescribed) methadone.
2014: Mostly a blur until winter time, which is when I make the executive decision to wean myself off methadone rather quickly, and use heroin to help taper (irony levels over 9000). December of 2014 was my last time using any opiates whatsoever.
2015: Working odd jobs, living out of a van. Later in the year I start teaching myself to code.
2016: Move into an apartment and keep learning and coding.
2018: Manage to stumble into a paid gig.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
There have been a few different ones for me, like quitting opiates and staying off them for years, finishing my bachelor's degree while smack dab in the throes of heroin addiction, etc.
More recently, though, would be when I got my first paid software developer job. It was kind of surreal since it was the culmination of years of hard work and dedication and, most importantly, a lot of self-monitored and self-motivated learning.
I've discovered over the years the power of setting one's sights on a goal and just straight up ignoring all the negative talk (from both self and others), and all the overwhelming examples of people who just gave up and labeled certain things impossible.
It's the reason I have such resilient optimism regarding the future. I've come this far, why can't I go even further?
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2019-02-25 at 3:32 PM UTC
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FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
My daughter put the lint trap into the dryer backwards & now I can't get it out. FML
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So if you are a 1 legged black faggot...you're probably make Chief Inspector within 18 months.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
They never asked that anyway you liar lol
Yes they did!..but mostly when I went drinking at the gay village in Manchester
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2019-02-15 at 11:31 AM UTC
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this is a cat thread
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
rip miyagi ðŸ˜
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2019-02-15 at 2:48 AM UTC
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It's a national emergency!
Originally posted by Technologist
This will be my one and only post in your thread, because you enjoy arguing and calling names; not a genuine debate, you don’t know how!
OT. He’s a fucking idiot
Lol
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2019-02-14 at 7:12 PM UTC
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🔪 surgery 🔪
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Ive considered penis reduction surgery in the past but I decided to live with it for now
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2019-02-12 at 9:40 PM UTC
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Weight Loss Tip For Fat Girls
Originally posted by stl1
Send pictures of yourself in the shower, please.
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2019-02-12 at 3:39 AM UTC
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Met a girl with one eye
I can't tell if she is winking or just blinking. It must be hard to flirt with one eye.
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"when the path of a schizo man, and an autistic woman, collides !"
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