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2020-03-05 at 5:15 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2020-03-04 at 8:51 PM UTC in Meet my newest rapist neighbor.
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2020-03-04 at 8:22 PM UTC in Telepathic toilets
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Telepathic toilets sound like a good idea till you're too hungover to use your mind for much of anything besides feel awful. Then you have to look at your guinness shits and vomit sit in the bowl all day.
I wouldn't like it often I'll sit here needing to go but can't be bothered to get up until I really have to, if I had a telepathic toilet it would probably be bugging me the whole time
"hey it's time to come shit"
"um no not yet"
"yes now"
"I said no"
"you know most doctors say holding it in is bad for you, you might end up with ass cancer"
"No most doctors don't say that"
"yes they do I just telepathically checked with WebMD, look it up yourself"
"no I'm posting on NIS right now"
"So just come shit and get it over with"
"NO I SAID I'LL SHIT WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY"
"Well don't expect me to be here when you're ready, I have a date with the shower drain" -
2020-03-03 at 8:23 PM UTC in What should Fralala and Lil Sporty name their first born?YOU give me heartburn
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2020-03-03 at 6:16 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-03-03 at 6 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-03-03 at 5:55 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-03-03 at 5:52 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-03-03 at 5:46 PM UTC in Nice ass threadSTL is like the geriatric version of Wariat.
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2020-03-02 at 7:40 AM UTC in Is the Coronavirus natures way of reducing population or just a by product of supior bats?
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2020-02-18 at 1:33 PM UTC in Itt: we thank post #42Simple things please simple minds
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2020-02-18 at 1:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentGood morning but it's always night in space niggas
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2020-02-18 at 1:23 PM UTC in Iowa
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2020-02-14 at 8:06 AM UTC in Happy Valentine's Day girls of NiS (you're welcome in advance)Uhm, I'm gonna need a pity attention thank eventually.
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2020-02-14 at 6:51 AM UTC in Happy Valentine's Day girls of NiS (you're welcome in advance)
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2020-02-14 at 12:54 AM UTC in Post your battlestations
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2020-02-10 at 11:38 PM UTC in I just fucked a tranny hookerI have never unsubscribed so hard in my life
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2020-02-06 at 6:35 PM UTC in Disgusting cunt rips speech in halfi was going to lay on the bed in some sexy lingerie but hey why waste time on shit like that?
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2020-02-05 at 8:39 PM UTC in Disgusting cunt rips speech in half
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2020-02-05 at 8:12 PM UTC in Disgusting cunt rips speech in half