2022-06-29 at 6:31 AM UTC
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ATTN: Wariat
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Maciej Duraj aka Mike Latta aka Wariat. I still pity you, as I always have. But not like I pity someone who is helpless. Not because you are smart, conniving, and manipulative (thank god). Not because you are stupid and don’t know any better. Not because you are a one-trick-pony with no one left to impress. Not because you attempt (and fail) to hide all of your little digital breadcrumbs along the way (which still amuses me). Not because your malignant neuroprocessing craves not just dominance, not just destruction, but also to be destroyed without you even knowing it… like a worm, deep inside of yourself that you will never know about until your insides rot and spill out from within you in your shallow grave.
Not because you are empty. You are less than empty. You are negative pressure. Like a vacuum, but worse. Not only are you completely void and empty, but your existence manifests as being physically less than literally nothingness. Not only do you attempt to consume the lowest form of existential dread, but the absence of anything at all is bound by the laws of physics to push its way inside of you. Except that when it does… when you consume it… it does nothing for you. Because it is nothing. And you are still you.
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2015-09-20 at 7:03 PM UTC
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WTF IS THIS SHIT?
It has been identified as: Buckthorn,
Rhamnus cathartica - Invasive species, and apparently mildly dangerous for human consumption. Hopefully you didn't like, bake a bunch of Buckthorn pies or some shit.
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