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2020-05-14 at 11:51 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one posting shit in this thread.
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2020-04-25 at 8:18 AM UTC in What is the greatest movie of all time
Originally posted by Octavian I found it disappointing but I never finished it, will need to re watch.
I didn’t think the ending was particularly special. Although I did like how it showed Quell attempting to playfully “process” a woman in bed. As if the time he spent with The Cause, and what he learned about processing, was all just a big silly joke to him in the end, like everything else. Just another thing he steals and corrupts as he grifts his way through life. His nihilistic mindset and unpredictable behavior is so much in opposition with Dodd’s restraint and fanaticism, and yet they both get along so well in private because Dodd is ultimately a conman and a scoundrel himself.
The film manages to depict Quell as a rampaging drunken lunatic but also a sensitive and thoughtful man. Same with Dodd, albeit Dodd’s outbursts are more tempered as he has much more to lose. The differences between each man remind me a lot of the differences within myself over the years, and I think that’s why the film really hit home for me. If somebody couldn’t relate to the film on that level, I could see how they wouldn’t really think much of it.
I also enjoyed the noir aspects of the film, the dialogue, pacing, cinematography, and how there wasn’t any discernible hero vs villain dynamic.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-19 at 7:26 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!“I have my shit together.” - OMGPLZDNTBANThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 9:46 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!One time back at the old house, we had these neighbors who were being evicted. They had been coming over slumming it for several weeks and finally just asked if they could crash with us once they were officially evicted. It was decided that they could stay for awhile, if we could loot and trash their place. I woke up the next day covered head to toe in paint, half eaten chicken drumstick hanging out of my mouth, and a large gash on my foot that was soaked with paint. I heard later that there were footprints all over the walls. There were paint footprints leading back to our house. Everyone said I ruined the entire experience. It was cool for me tho because they had been steady at work through the night, salvaging what they could, and the house was now more fully furnished. The kids that agreed to let it all go down, they didn’t last long. They refused to shower. One time the girl was walking around trying to relate and visibly had a large period stain on her crotch. It was so big and serious that it was obvious she actually had mental problems. We all felt bad for her and were tempted to beat up her boyfriend on several occasions. Eventually their hygiene led to them being kicked out. We weren't saints by any means, the house was absolutely trashed at all times, but we had a shower, washer, and dryer so they had no excuse to stink. That’s the carpet’s job. I remember one day we came home and they were crusty as shit “hanging out” refusing to shower. I flat out told them, we are all going to a big disgusting party tonight, and that I wanted them showered, and the whole house cleaned by the time we got back. We came home to a clean house that night.
I remember another eviction party, we were pitching each other dinner plates with a baseball bat in the living room. I took a piece of porcelain to the ear at high speed. We pushed the tv out the front, second story window. It was a duplex with one entrance, and the tv wasn’t a flat screen. Eventually the hosts brought us all to their closed bedroom door and told us “okay guys we got a bunch of stuff in here that we don’t want so go at it.” They build the hype and throw open the door. It’s several black bags full of random shit, with other junk scattered about the room. We all pile in and aggressively tear through the bags, fighting over shit, breaking shit, dragging big things into the living room to pitch. I very hazily remember walking through the kitchen verging on blacking out, just lazily smashing stacks of cups and plates with a ball-peen hammer. As we were all leaving, I went back to the bedroom and pissed all over the ripped up bags and other junk we didn’t steal. They didn’t give a fuck. This couple wasn’t even asking to stay at our house, they were just pissed at their landlord and knew that we could get the job done. Eviction parties are the best.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-31 at 4:33 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
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2020-03-31 at 4:31 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
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2020-03-31 at 4:29 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
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2020-03-31 at 5:13 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
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2020-03-31 at 2:07 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
Originally posted by -SpectraL I ended up returning control of the hacked mod accounts to zok, in exchange for the Great Armistice, where poast-bortem! and others, people zok swore would never be unbanned, would be unbanned.
I arranged all that myself. I turned Slim and Rizzo, among others. I collected all the private information of moderators. I setup shop at xannex’s sister site therevoltpress and organized the troll raids from there. I’m the one who ground out hundreds of spam accounts and distributed them to my team. It was our efforts that led to the cease fire and the unlocking of permabanned accounts, including my own, which stayed active until the very end."Wires + PMS = Poast Ban Hammered." - Dfg
"Poast was banned simply for expressing his beliefs and ideals." - project pat
"But all that aside, I like Poast." - SpectraL-
"tl;dr poast is a nigger" - mantikore
"Poast is FOR SURE a cool guy to chill with IRL." - IWD
"Theres a little bit of poast bortem in all of us." - Marijuanasaurus
"Viva La Poast!" - ysr2096
"I always thought of him as "poast bordem" as in "posting while bored." - LSA King
"Poast is one of if not the single greatest poster in totse history. Without him and his yearning for freedom this website would be a truly ghoullish place to visit." - Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey
"If I had to live with poast I would beat my own ass every morning for making the choices that led me to have to live with such a mongoloid retard." - constantinople
"Why is poast banned? Why the fuck is my mane nigga banned? fuck dese mods." - 5024L
"I don't have anything against Poast - but, I find a lot of his behavior is…well…gross." - Proots
"Unless you were making a baseless accusation (common tactic of poast's, btw)." - Virus
"I have to say… I am loving Poast's Jihad on Zoklet." - Full Frontal
"You shall be the next POAST." - cosmo
"Poast Bortem is a fucking faggot. I can't fucking believe that Slim-ov-derby threw away his shit over it." - driveby
"Did anyone else hear anything about poast bortem spamming the living fuck out of the iirc?" - reallystupidstuff
"How do I become a martyr like Poast? I wanna stand up for my freedom of speech." - Travis Bickle
"So you may have heard - Poast is now perma-gone. This is a direct result of yet more conspiracy-mongering on his part, in particular an effort he and a few others were making towards getting Dfg demodded. The other users involved have been warned not to get involved in these kinds of antics. At this point, my main priority is keeping Poast gone for good. If he wants to divulge our "deep dark secrets," I'm honestly not too worried. I'm sure he'll intentionally pick the worst, most out of context things he can find, and I'm sure he'll try to blow it all out of proportion with yet more of his hilarious "We are the people and this is a revolution" type rhetoric." - FishThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-28 at 8:25 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-03-27 at 3:02 AM UTC in A former girlfriend of Snab Snib told me that Snib aint packin' anything big...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-06 at 7:21 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Ungrateful troglodytes. Niggas truly is gay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 7:37 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I got a story. It all started at our old party house, the most famous one, the one that made or broke new comers, the one that got our apartment raided by a task force years later. So at some point we let this wannabe jarhead move in. One night he gets shit faced with us and decides to sober up by taking a cold shower fully clothed with sneakers on. When he’s finished he must have leaped from the tub because he somehow puts one foot through the inside of the toilet, knocking out a massive hole in the front of the bowl.
Bear in mind this toilet had basically never been cleaned in the year that we lived at this house, and we were throwing parties 5-6 nights a week. The black mold on every surface had long ago turned pink. Days go by and we’re partying so hard every night that random drunk people are still using the toilet. Each time they flush, the contents spill out all over the floor. There’s old dirty towels all over the ground to sop up the human waste but not much more is being done.
One night we have a redneck over who swears he knows how to fix it and drags us all into the bathroom to demonstrate his idea. He staggers to the toilet and basically gets on his knees in the filth to get a better look at it. Immediately he sticks his hand in the bowl and he's openly touching the inside of the bowl, full on caressing it drunk as fuck, really getting to know the contours of the break and what might be done to fix it. He’s basically talking out of his ass mumbling about some janky plan to patch it up. I'm trying to tell him to stop fucking touching it when he recoils in horror. He's cut himself on the exposed porcelain, badly. I saw it up close and it was a pretty deep cut.
He tries to play it off legit and get back to the party as I'm just fucking disgusted backing away in shock, imagining the sheer filth of what he just lacerated himself on. I go to offer him some peroxide but of course there's none left, so he just washes his cut under the faucet and wraps it up with toilet paper that everyone had been using to shit with. He's lucky we had toilet paper at all, we used a phone book off and on for months when we couldn’t get our hands on any coffee fi|ters.
Here's a couple bonus shots from that legendary bathroom. Had my first threesome in here, landlord was pissed tearing through the house one day and caught 5 drunk people hiding out in the dark, greasy women used to hide their soiled panties in here and people would parade them around the party weeks or months later and threaten people with them. When things almost went too far with a particularly disgusting pair one night, I put them in a zip loc bag and threw it on the neighbors roof. I needed to sleep.
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2020-02-25 at 7:15 AM UTC in Live stream of a crack alley frequented by niggers in in Austin TX where you can donate racist songs to trigger crackheadsThe audio directly after the window breaks...
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2020-02-27 at 6:19 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!To this day when I see the guy around at bars, he’ll announce to everyone that I’m the only person who’s ever had the balls to swing on him. Got him in the ear. Little bitch didn’t do shit. Just took it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-25 at 9:28 PM UTC in Live stream of a crack alley frequented by niggers in in Austin TX where you can donate racist songs to trigger crackheadsScratch that. Found it.
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2020-02-25 at 4:47 AM UTC in Do you think the coronavirus will effect the US in any significant way?Anyone here been stocking up on supplies? Now is the time to do it if you want to be prepared for mass quarantines. There’s already been a confirmed case in my county and with the incubation period being 28 days, I’m thinking its already spreading fast and nobody is taking it serious. I could have it right now for all I know.
So far we have 75 gallons of distilled water, 25 pounds of rice, 25 pounds beans, 200+ store bought canned goods and 25 jars of fresh canned tuna, 1000+ rounds of .223 and assorted small arms calibers, 200+ doses of Vitamin C and assorted other vitamins. Need gas, N95 respirators, hand sanitizer and other disinfectants. Plan is if it gets too crazy out there to just quit going to work and live off savings.
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2020-02-25 at 8:46 PM UTC in Live stream of a crack alley frequented by niggers in in Austin TX where you can donate racist songs to trigger crackheadsFairly positive that it’s a speech by Pastor Manning. All his speeches are pretty wild.
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2020-02-19 at 6:14 PM UTC in Live stream of a crack alley frequented by niggers in in Austin TX where you can donate racist songs to trigger crackheads
Originally posted by CASPER Anything with “niggas” in the title is going to get tagged over by da homebois almost. immediately.
I sort of doubt that these bums are gonna buy paint and go over anything. I predict the URL will be up until dude is evicted. And even if they do go over it, Bill Krozby painting the URL will be clipped and immortalized in highlight reels.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-18 at 4 AM UTC in Live stream of a crack alley frequented by niggers in in Austin TX where you can donate racist songs to trigger crackheadsIt’s live now and is still $3 for TTS and $5 for media.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
