Posts by Fonaplatsimo

1. 2018-04-16 at 4:01 PM UTC in Ah, fuck it. I'm going to reveal my secret.
   Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
   You dont have a boyfriend.
   I have a girlfriend though and she is amazing
2. 2018-04-16 at 3:58 PM UTC in I am going on a diet
   Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
   
   I am going to try and eat 10-20 at a time until i finish the bag.
   Yes I am pacing myself. I use to be a competitive eater. I could eat like no other.
   Unfortunately I got addicted to drugs and became super depressed.
   I feel I must post a selfie soon after this so that you all can watch me as see my diet working.
   
3. 2018-04-16 at 3:34 PM UTC in I am going on a diet
   Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
   They were on sale for $6. That is a great fucking deal.
4. 2018-04-16 at 3:30 PM UTC in Come join me!
   Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood

   Originally posted by mmQ How old do you look, MAL?

   
   Dont creep her out.
5. 2018-04-16 at 3:27 PM UTC in The power of crystals are changing my life.
   Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Enter I know your own political stance.

   
   Fuck him up Enter!
6. 2018-04-16 at 3:25 PM UTC in fona fone is captain falcon
   Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
   Thank you Zanick #3.
   These people are fools!
7. 2018-04-16 at 3:24 PM UTC in I am going on a diet
   Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
   I have bought a bag of 120 pizza rolls and I am going to do my best to eat all of them today.
8. 2018-04-16 at 3:23 PM UTC in Come join me!
   Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
   Thank you. Thank you.
9. 2018-04-16 at 3:08 PM UTC in fona fone is captain falcon
   Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
   No he is not right.
10. 2018-04-16 at 3:01 PM UTC in fona fone is captain falcon
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
    No it does not.
11. 2018-04-16 at 2:58 PM UTC in fona fone is captain falcon
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
    I am not Captain Falcon.
    I am not.
12. 2018-04-16 at 2:56 PM UTC in When I was a kid at the supermarket with my parents, I'd BEG them for...
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
    The only things that still taste good to me from my childhood are pizza rolls and mountain dew.
    Everything else sucks.
13. 2018-04-16 at 2:43 PM UTC in Why do they never listen? Seriously, why do they never fucking listen?
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
    All I know is that Enter's avatar would kick Fox Paw's avatar's ass any day.
14. 2018-04-16 at 2:40 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
    Considering the first thing he wanted to talk about when he called the fona-fone was how he hooked up with someone from here (I assume Hydro). I think he is still obsessing over her, especially since she took his virginity. Im sure if he ever gets laid again he will be able to move on.
15. 2018-04-16 at 2:26 PM UTC in Come join me!
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
    https://www.ezcapechat.com/rooms/tinybltc
16. 2018-04-16 at 2:20 PM UTC in Why do they never listen? Seriously, why do they never fucking listen?
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Enter Imagine how depressed I'd be if someone showed me my future back in 2013, and I saw I made a thread like this.

    
    That would suck. But at least I have your back. And you also have the coolest avatar on NIS.
    I think you are a swell guy.
17. 2018-04-16 at 2:17 PM UTC in Why do they never listen? Seriously, why do they never fucking listen?
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
    I got your back Enter.
18. 2018-04-16 at 2:09 PM UTC in ATTN: All cluster B posters, please identify yourselves
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
    I do not know what a "cluster b" is but I do know that my life will be A-o-K so long as I stay away from psychiatrists.
19. 2018-04-16 at 2:05 PM UTC in The power of crystals are changing my life.
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood
    While I was away in treatment I met a man who's name is Luke.
    He is by far the happiest person I have ever met.
    One day while I was pacing up and down the hallways I stopped and looked in his room.
    What I saw was a yoga mat encircled with rocks.
    I thought he was just another pagan faggot living some trippy delusional lifestyle.
    We quickly became friends and one day when I was feeling extra-suicidal he approached me with a gift.
    At first I thought it was a paper weight.
    He informed me it was in fact labradorite and that it would bring me much happiness.
    
    So for the remainder of my stay in that hell hole I slept with this "crsytal" under my pillow and during the day kept it in my pocket.
    Every weekend I would set it out on my window sill and put a pile of salt on it to cleanse it of the evil it was sucking from me.
    I still keep my crystal close and it continues to bring me happiness.
    This weekend I had it on my person when Kinkou rose from the dead (this was only good because I realized I do not like her that much).
    I also had it on me when I found the girl of my dreams (I hope you are reading this my love).
    Anyways I talked with my new love all day yesterday and I am happy to say we are going to be married.
    I can not give out who it is because I am very careful with peoples personal information.
    I am so thankful to my piece of labradorite that my good friend Luke gave me.
    My life is so wonderful.
    
    I plan to obtain more crystals in the future so I can use their vibrations to better my life.
20. 2018-04-16 at 1:19 AM UTC in Happy Birthday
    Fonaplatsimo Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Kinkou Yay!!!!
    
    Quig and lila are eating their birthday treats right now
    
    

    
    I am Happy for their birthday!
    How do you know it is their birthday?
    Are they twins?