2018-04-28 at 1:57 AM UTC
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Just Look at These Bubbles!
Kinks
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[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Or rub the oil off your nose onto your finger then swish it around the foam.
Boom, no more foam.
But yeah, ew, get a real bartender or something, that beer looks like some horrible mess I would try to pour
Kinks
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Did you know a vibrating motorcycle seat will get a woman off regularly?
You’d think that kind of constant action would keep everything in pretty good shape down there. Lol.
Kinks
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[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
That’s okay, I’ll take it back.
Kinks
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They’re thin and all women.
Bad ass just runs in the family.
Kinks
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You’re about to become a milkbox if you don’t get outta my thread
The photo portion that is
Kinks
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You’re right. I don’t even want a usertitle. I’ll settle for the “bitch” portion of my new tripphrase.
2018-04-27 at 11:30 PM UTC
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Just Look at These Bubbles!
Kinks
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I fuckin despise beer foam
2018-04-27 at 11:29 PM UTC
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All these new accounts
Kinks
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What a let down
Needs more rattex
2018-04-27 at 9:44 PM UTC
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Who is who?
Kinks
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It’s gettin pretty damn stinky
2018-04-27 at 9:14 PM UTC
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Who is who?
Kinks
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It’s all the same shitposts, who cares who’s making them?
2018-04-27 at 9:12 PM UTC
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SpectraL has died.
Kinks
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I always thought that emoji was and not wheelchair, I’m pretty unamused
Kinks
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I want one, something super fucking stupid. Or whatever.
Kinks
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Oh and I learned today that people can ask me to buy shit for them other than food. It’s a grocery/dept store place, so that’s gonna be interesting ..... I imagine some fag ordering a kayak and me having to tie it on top of my SUV. Hopefully those people tip me appropriately... lol
Kinks
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[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Another few days of waiting then I have to take a selfie in their uniform for the app
I feel like I’ve been waiting FOREVER, the suspense has been eating me alive
At least that’s all I have left to wait for now though I guess. I originally applied about 2 weeks ago, and have had hours of orientation, interviews, alcohol delivery certification and background check crap to wait on. But everything came back 100% ^_^
The sucky part is I have to pile up my taxes myself. Got an app to track my miles to write off though since I drive my own car etc. Never had to do my taxes this way before, gonna be interesting, lul
All the rich niggas are about to arrive here for the summer. Being a rich bitch with no bosses or schedule has got me damn excited.