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  1. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Or rub the oil off your nose onto your finger then swish it around the foam.

    Boom, no more foam.

    But yeah, ew, get a real bartender or something, that beer looks like some horrible mess I would try to pour
  2. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Did you know a vibrating motorcycle seat will get a woman off regularly?

    You’d think that kind of constant action would keep everything in pretty good shape down there. Lol.
  3. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    That’s okay, I’ll take it back.
  4. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    They’re thin and all women.

    Bad ass just runs in the family.
  5. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    You’re about to become a milkbox if you don’t get outta my thread

    The photo portion that is

  6. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Lanny how would you feel about "enter's waifu"?

    Yes please. That would be highly appropriate. I would even ditch my “bitch” tripphrase for it, as much as I cherish the bitch portion.
  7. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    You’re right. I don’t even want a usertitle. I’ll settle for the “bitch” portion of my new tripphrase.
  8. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I fuckin despise beer foam
  9. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    What a let down

    Needs more rattex
  10. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Any usertitle. ANY.
  11. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by -mal- They prolly won’t. You should sell something else on the side. People always tip shit sometimes especially rich people.

    Idk why you feel that way but the rich niggas here always tip me fat as hell

    Gonna be a LIT SUMMER
  12. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    It’s gettin pretty damn stinky
  13. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Lol. Enter's been gone like a day; calm down.

    A day is like 24 hours too long.
  14. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Where can I get hired yo
  15. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    It’s all the same shitposts, who cares who’s making them?
  16. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I always thought that emoji was and not wheelchair, I’m pretty unamused
  17. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I want one, something super fucking stupid. Or whatever.
  18. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
  19. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Oh and I learned today that people can ask me to buy shit for them other than food. It’s a grocery/dept store place, so that’s gonna be interesting ..... I imagine some fag ordering a kayak and me having to tie it on top of my SUV. Hopefully those people tip me appropriately... lol
  20. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Another few days of waiting then I have to take a selfie in their uniform for the app

    I feel like I’ve been waiting FOREVER, the suspense has been eating me alive

    At least that’s all I have left to wait for now though I guess. I originally applied about 2 weeks ago, and have had hours of orientation, interviews, alcohol delivery certification and background check crap to wait on. But everything came back 100% ^_^

    The sucky part is I have to pile up my taxes myself. Got an app to track my miles to write off though since I drive my own car etc. Never had to do my taxes this way before, gonna be interesting, lul

    All the rich niggas are about to arrive here for the summer. Being a rich bitch with no bosses or schedule has got me damn excited.
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