2018-05-27 at 7:20 PM UTC
in
All DH women are drags.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Seen enough of your legs we don’t need to see year hoo Ha
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I’ve been rewatching every x files episode
*random thoughts*
2018-05-27 at 6:41 PM UTC
in
humans are trash
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I am a good person.
Stahp dat
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
You know what infinity? Maybe I should send you nudes, you might have a heart attack and finally be gone for good
2018-05-27 at 6:40 PM UTC
in
All DH women are drags.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I have been naked and posting, and that’s all the requests you’re allowed.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
nudes are for losers who don’t get laid.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I’m guessing he suicided afterwards since he’s not been seen or heard from since
LOL!
All I said to him was “hm”
Oh god lol
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
He had it coming, I just put the nail in his coffin, it was fucking hilarious lmao
2018-05-27 at 6:36 PM UTC
in
All DH women are drags.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
We both now know you can’t speak English at least.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
You date tards are all just here to stroke each other’s cocks, huh? That ain’t gonna work out for you long.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I need a block all dating tards button ASAP
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Sounds scared to me, why tf else would you say I don’t scare you lmfao
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
A bunch of idiots
More so idiot than the rest of this place
And I didn’t think it could get worse.....
2018-05-27 at 6:31 PM UTC
in
All DH women are drags.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Obviously I’m the master here
You send me anything and I won’t reply, guaranteed
But we can be cool still
Just yeah I’m serious though hahahahaha
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
You should’ve died by now
2018-05-27 at 6:28 PM UTC
in
All DH women are drags.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Infinity, you’ve never gotten anyone to post a nude, just stfu
And badkitty, you are clearly fucking retarded, just go back to okcupid then, we won’t miss you, buh bye
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I only got one order today so far.... I think everyone is hungover. But wouldn’t that make them want me to shop for them more? Maybe they’re REALLY hungover
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Partly by mistake
But I made them both on time
Except one order I thought had tape on it that said pet section, it was the last item I had to pick up, and I open the fucking thing and it’s two giant ass lawn chairs labeled in the wrong department and shit
Good thing I’m Wonder Woman pushing two giant ass carts around with giant lounge chairs held down on top of one
At least all these bitches be tippin fat
Memorial Day weekend, what the fucking shit I almost lost my mind yesterday picking up people’s vacation shit and booze
BUT MY RATINGS STILL PERF AND MY DELIVERIES ALL ON TIME NIGGA
and I make their uniforms look hot. I may be setting the standard too high here for these basic bitches
This shit let a man place an order to me last night! I thought they weren’t allowed to cuz like RAPE RAPE RAPE but he wasn’t even home and he was cool
He had the lawn chairs tho
Those big ass ones u can lounge and lay in at concerts n shit
Oh and one time, I delivered to a castle, like a vampire castle place on a hill, it was super fucking weird
Most the time I deliver to beach mansions or people with little kids though
Some 4yr old boy answered this door naked yesterday
I think they tipped me extra fat out of pity Hahahaha
Fuck I hope this isn’t about to turn into dudes being able to place me orders since I’ve done over 50 deliveries now or whatever
Luckily they can’t choose me when they place an order and all the phone numbers get anonymized then disconnected after the orders are marked delivered
Thank fucking god
Other than that, I really like meeting all these crazy rich people that I don’t have to stand and talk to if I don’t feel like it
But I really damn hate getting stopped in the store by ppl wondering how to get into having ppl like me shop for them cuz like I’m on a time schedule (yeah I know they don’t know but FUCK) and I am the worst person ever at being rude unless I know you personally then I’ll just be like BYE FELICIA or worse, use your worst imagination, yeah
I’m getting paid about 20$ an hour niggas, sometimes 25$ if the tips are fat, but it took like over a month to get hired and an extensive background check n shit
Yeah I have a clean record and I’m a nice lady or something
