Posts by the pat-man

1. 2018-04-12 at 1:26 AM UTC in J.R.R. Tolkien
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
   Yea that's what I was trying to say with the subconscious allegory shit, every story has them even if the author actively tries not to. It's the kind of stuff that makes you wonder which caveman told the first story. I always assumed Tommy B was a dispassionate christ metaphor, as if the Lion from CS Lewis' books just gave up. That article is pretty neat and goes to show that lotr nerds are top tier beta-nerds.
   
   Harry Potter is legit bad and JK Rowling would have 17 cats and a bad amphetamine habit without those books.
2. 2018-04-12 at 12:32 AM UTC in J.R.R. Tolkien
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
   Damn low fertility rate waify elf bitches don't have elf babies and are replaced by demonstrably inferior beings, the allegories write themselves.
   
   But seriously Tolkien is said to have loathed allegories and allusions so it's all likely just some subconscious amalgamation of northern European religion, traditions, and history, Bombadil included.
3. 2018-04-12 at 12:17 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws How did you find this place? Was it my post on reddit?

   
   just googled totse and found that subreddit
4. 2018-04-11 at 11:28 PM UTC in Stephen Paddock Appreciation Thread
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
   how come we never learned about this guy but instantly had vids of Nick "hero of Kvatch" Cruz shooting bb guns in his backyard naked.
   
   Edit: cruise
5. 2018-04-11 at 11:26 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
   project pat and malice fucked cats i just shatpost on trt with muffin
6. 2018-04-11 at 10:16 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]

   Originally posted by NARCassist good to see you here if you're the real pat-man. i'm mememememe, you may remember me as its all mememememe with me, i'm NARCassist now.
   
   
   
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   Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Whats up homie. HaitiSpaceAgency here. Hope life has been treating you well.

   
   ye ye all is well
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Fox Paws How’s your cat, you sick fuck?

   
   that was malice iirc
7. 2018-04-11 at 2:32 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
   well boys im too old to get drafted good luck!
8. 2018-04-11 at 7:36 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
   legitimately saw a can of raid at work today and instantly remembered all the good old totse/zoklet shit and got to googling. havent seen some of these names since zoklet went down pretty neat stuff
9. 2018-04-11 at 7:20 AM UTC in What was the last bug you found in your home?
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
   
10. 2018-04-11 at 6:47 AM UTC in uLTIMATE jUST wOKE uP
    

    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    ill drink your milkshake you faggot
11. 2018-04-11 at 6:43 AM UTC in J.R.R. Tolkien
    

    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    Always was confused by the elf power scaling in his books, in the silmarillion they would 1v1 essentially demigods but it took thousands to have a chance at dagorlad.
12. 2018-04-11 at 6:32 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    go to bed you nig nogs