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2019-05-23 at 3:01 AM UTC
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Just pissed out my ass
Thanks for attending my TED Talk.
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2019-05-23 at 1:52 AM UTC
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An Astornauts Du-rag
Originally posted by gadzooks
This is still one of my favorite threads ever.
You're still one of my favorite posters ever. I still got a long ways to go, but thanks for helping to show me the light.
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2019-05-23 at 1:48 AM UTC
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An Astornauts Du-rag
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
This is still one of my favorite threads ever.
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2019-05-22 at 6:23 PM UTC
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is DTE a schizo?
frala
Avant garde shartist
Posting in a WellHung thread
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2019-05-21 at 10:51 PM UTC
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The LARPing defense
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i'm gonna start a forum called old totse where I ban you for posting because I don't like you heheheheh
And i'll get mod on TC and close all of your cams and ban you because it makes me feel big
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2019-05-21 at 7:38 AM UTC
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Post Excuses for Missing Work
call in sick but then show up
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My personality apparently
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2019-05-20 at 1:18 AM UTC
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Post Excuses for Missing Work
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I called up an escort service, and the woman they sent over brought a gun and forced me into a dark colored cargo van. Her and three masked burly men tied me up, blind-folded me, and tossed me in the back of the van.
They then drove for about ~20 minutes, which I estimated from the fact that four and a half songs played on the radio, and I assumed each song would be about 4 minutes long.
I was buried in a shallow dugout in an unknown location.
I remember hearing one of them on the phone asking for ransom money, but I'm pretty sure they mistook me for someone else. I have barely a penny to my name.
I managed to break myself free from the restraints, and, when I saw just the right opportunity, I seized it, and pounced towards one of the kidnappers.
I took his cell phone and used it to call 911, and the police brought me to the hospital, and began questioning me.
However, I recognized the last name the inquiring detective gave me... I had overheard that same name while in the back of the van.
I remained silent for the time being... But as soon as he left the room, I hopped out of the hospital bed and booked it for the rear exit. I made my way down the street a few blocks, and then hailed a cab, and asked the driver to take me to a police precinct the next town over.
Anyway, that's why I missed work today.
I'm still at said precinct figuring shit out.
I might miss a few more days.
Just sayin'.
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2019-05-19 at 3:47 AM UTC
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GADZOOSKS!
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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We need people like OP negotiating with North Korea, Iran and China.
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I like your style OP.
I also don't pay for a lot of things...most things.
I call it...living off the land.
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Instead of deleting PMs I make a new account.
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Forget the money I just want Ohfra.
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I need to be able to put both my fists side by side between your thighs..
That’s just how I know if you can hold my seed
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frala
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I’d say this is critical. Like I won’t really even talk to you if you don’t have at least 1/4” in between your thighs guys.
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