Originally posted by DietPiano
how did she find out
Me: look at this comb I took
Mom: WHAT DO YOU NEED A COMB FOR YOU THIN-HAIRED FAGGOT?!
Me:
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Depends. For example, if you smoke heavily or do meth, you won't be gaining any pounds, no matter how many calories you eat.
Absolutely false.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Rizzo is the type of guy to say he has a bunch of money and wants a lot then you get there and he's got $6 and a bus ticket saying he's good for the rest.
But both of you know he is good for absolutely nothing
When you're middle manning, that gets to be a problem.
When you deal with people regularly that actually have it on D- or you have on D....then could give a fuck less whether you buy it or not. The shit sells itself.
You can tell a lot about a connect by how they react when you tell them plans changed or you're not coming through.
If they start trippin and bitching that they already picked it up....then they were just middle manning that, and we're about to make a grip of money off you and they're butt hurt.
If they're just like "ok well lemme know"- then that's a real nigga. Keep his number. He's got weight.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Rizzo is the type of guy to say he has a bunch of money and wants a lot then you get there and he's got $6 and a bus ticket saying he's good for the rest.
But both of you know he is good for absolutely nothing
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Originally posted by Solstice
That crazy bastard is too busy chopping through the walls of his house with a sword during a drunken stimulant binge to visit us anymore
You know me too well.
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Sophie
They also took out a lot of the treasures and relics, for the restoration, before the fire was set. And a lot of money was donated to rebuild. So that's good. This comes on the heels of multiple arsons and acts of vandalism towards churches in france though over the last few months, i bet you can guess who set those.
The noggin's a jogging.
lol
insurance scammers?
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MmQ you should quit alcohol for a little while
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2019-04-08 at 9:35 PM UTC
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What meds r u on?
Originally posted by Ghost
Nothing because I'm not a pussy that needs pills to be normal. You are all on shitty meds because you are stupid Americans and you think you are better than me.
You are all retards with/without the drugs and they keep you docile and too stupid to think critically.
I have an anxiety disorder and I'm bi polar, I could get all kinds of benzos and drugs but I don't need them. I use my powers of fight or flight and constantly adrenaline to be faster and stronger than anyone else and I help other fellow anxiety people realize their potential.
I don't look at any aspect of my neurological makeup as a disadvantage that I need to correct with medicine.
Being bi polar with panic and anxiety disorders and smoking meth would ruin most people but I get almost zero negative effects aside from the physical ones. I have experienced things that normal mentally healthy people could never comprehend.
You want a medal or something?
I asked what medication you were on not your life story motherfucker.
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Black Hole
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blackpeoplemeet.com is a goldmine if you're into getting sucked off in a gas station bathroom then giving them gas money to drive you back home but you don't want them to know where you live so you get out up the street but they're still sitting there in the car so you have to go all the way around the block to make sure they finally left
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I wish quaaludes were still a thing.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I'm sitting at a bar, drunk on the medicine that typically renders me euphoric, care-free, and absolutely brimming with confidence and optimism.
But, alas, I feel nothing but utter contempt for every living human occupant in this establishment, but also, and evermoreso, towards myself.
So, if you want to end up hating life when you hit your mid 30's, adhere strictly to the following advice.
If you'd rather thrive and prosper, well, aim for the opposite.
1. Be a complete and total pushover. Always respond to every request, no matter how outlandish, with "yes". Drop the word "no" completely from your vocabulary. Afterall, people will like you more if you are nicer to them. Its absolutely absurd to think that they will only appreciate the favor for mere seconds, while storing somewhere permanently in their brain that you are a favor-giving machine that will never tell them "no".
2. Develop a substance addiction. It could be the classic yet all-to-cliche alcohol, or it could be opiates or stimulants, or anything really for that matter. If you can't experience happiness without it, congratulations, you have nailed this step right here.
3. Always strive for perfection. You really want to never feel satisfied with any of your so-called "accomplishments". Unless you are the absolute best at literally everything, you must consider yourself to be lower than shit mixed with pond scum. Pride in something you've worked long and hard at? LOL, the fuck outta here.
4. Be as independent as you can. Never, ever allow yourself to seek out help, even if it's just someone to listen to you about your problems for a few minutes. Afterall, you are strong, not weak like those pathetic little weaklings that ask others for help when they need it. DIY? More like DEY... Do Everything Yourself. Anything short of that makes you average...
5. Never let yourself be average. If you fall inside the meaty centre of the bell curve, you are basically worthless. Pride is only for the top 0.000001%. Now imagine being smack dab in the middle of the curve..? Fucking sepuku ASAP.
That's about the gist of it.
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
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Originally posted by Lanny
Don't you need like a prescription?
Prescriptions ain't even shit tho!
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Originally posted by Ghost
it's a bookcase lol
For some reason this made me laugh really hard.
Bradley I will make you my bottom you faggot. It's my new mission in life. I've never been attracted to a man in all my days, but I'm going to dick jab you out of pure spite. Believe that homie.
You should be honored that I immortalized your inimitable brand of faggotry in comedic fashion.
Im sure you've read it elsewhere, but the punchline was that you went to a gay bathhouse to bask in the smell of mansweat and strangers semen, to fist a mans asshole...and left because it was dirty and the decor was not to your liking...and that was actually the gayest part of all.
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I just sent my friend 12gs of psilocybin shtooms directly from the dank web, lol. Birthday surprise.
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2019-03-27 at 1:41 AM UTC
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Do any drugs taste GOOD
I am a grown man I know how to smoke meth properly! XD
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Malice's Autopsy Report
Originally posted by Zanick
Genitals are normal. Brain is normal. All physiological features appear to be normal. Why did our old friend become convinced he was an irredeemable freak? Based on what his father shared in the police report, I really want to blame the people around him.
Fucking this.
I'm really tempted to compile every Malice post I can find, going back years....and mail it to his father.
He doesn't seem to have ever had so much as a conversation with the kid he produced.
"We had no idea where he was for 10 years". Did you file a missing person report? Did you bother looking?
Or was it just a relief to not have to deal with your weird, subnormal kid anymore? Guessing the latter. Had other kids anyway. Gotta hedge your bets. Justin certainly wasn't going to be changing any Depends.
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