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Originally posted by RestStop
Well dream is shutting down and wallstreet is down for "maintenance" until the 3rd of May lol. What's a backwoods honky to do for those $350 ounces of ice cream ?
Come to LA, nigga. ROAD TRIP!!
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Originally posted by CASPER
15k isnt near enough. Unless you could be paid an advance via BTC, and then the rest immediately after it was done….theres just too many threads to unravel.
On a slightly unrelated topic, with my attention to detail, i was thinking id probably be pretty good at helping craft an ARG in LA. Was reading about a thing they had going on a year or so called The Lust Experience that was an 18 month long "immersive theatre" production centering around a violent sex cult/ sex trafficking/ murder, etc.
A guy was talking about how a homeless dude along his route home asked him for money, and then ended up giving him a dirty room key to a hotel a couple miles away. When he went there, he heard a shower running and the bed was all fucked up, clothes on the floor, used condom in the trash. The girl yelled to bring her her phone or something, and when the guy went in the bathroom, this young chick was in there, fully naked. She starts freaking out asking who the fuck he is and why hes in the room. Eventually she chills out and blah blah blah some bad shit happened to her. She starets crying and asks if its okay if he just lays down with her for a while and holds her hand.
Like 10 minutes later he gets a picture message on his cell phone with a picture of him and the hooker from the vantage point of an unseen camera above their heads, with the message "How would Mariana feel about this?" (his IRL wife). At that point the chick gets really cold and calls some dude to help her kick him out of the room, but the player had the presence of mind to pocket her cell phone and apparently found some useful shit on there.
Lol. Imagine if you ruined your marriage over some LARP game.
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omg thats so fucking gay. How do i unregister from taboo?
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2019-04-27 at 1:30 PM UTC
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ATTN: EVERYBODY
Candy is cool but nigger is also an awesome word, and by perpetuating flippant, rampant discrimination- we are in a way dismantling the very oppressive structures which fetter us as humankind.
Calling Candy a nigger (which she clearly isnt, as i am the sole arbiter of Niggerdom), is actually progressive and an overall positive for "the culture".
Thank you for your time.
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He never told me his real name, but since he contacted me from different email addresses, I used the Initials and letter/ number combinations to reference a list of the most common Hispanic surnames by that letter (since he'd mentioned that his Hispanic sounding last name would've kept him from being percieced as Caucasian).
I probably would've made a pretty good private investigator.
Jokes on you Malice. I hax'd ur mainframe, faggot.
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Originally posted by Methuselah
How did you know that’s Malice’s autopsy report? Other than the cause of death being basically exactly like he said he’s kill himself.
Did you know his real name?
I searched the jurisdiction where he told me he lived. I searched the day of the post and the day after. I know he was too self-centered to bother killing himself someplace other than a house that rules out any place that's not a residence. Etizolam is not as frequently used street drug and all the drugs that were mentioned there are ones that he had mentioned before it posts. and finally the name and birthdate mentioned on the case coincide with email addresses that he contacted me from, and days that he told me it was his birthday.
It's him.
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When im unbanned, ill edit the OP i guess. And im not sure i should release all his PI, but heres what i feel comfortable releasing right now:
Case Status
CLOSED
Body Status
READY
Gender
MALE
Ethnicity
HISPANIC/LATIN AMERICAN
Place of Death
RESIDENCE
Manner
SUICIDE
Investigator
NAVARRO
Deputy Medical Examiner
DR. UKPO
Cause A
MIXED DRUG TOXICITY (PENTOBARBITAL, ETIZOLAM, DICLAZEPAM, ETHANOL)
Cause B
N/A
Cause C
N/A
Cause D
N/A
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Gets my seal of approval.
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It's not fair to pick on someone who's this high, it's like telling a retarded child to look at the sky and stealing their ice cream.
:harrumph:
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Ok so....
I mashed from work, got there like 10 min before they left. Was almost perfect timing. Shook her dads hand, gave her mom a hug. She looked fantastic in her dress. They left, I grabbed a towel from the car and we sat down on the beach for a few min by the Santa Monica pier until I said "I sure hope it doesnt start raining", and at that exact moment it started raining. The tide came in super quick and soaked her leggings and new shoes, so I carried her halfway to the car so she wouldnt have to walk barefoot through santa monica. Went back to the hotel since skeevy ex bf is still squatting in her apt again off and on. Made hot chocolate. Watched californication and cuddled in bed. She fell asleep on my chest a few times. We both agreed it feels like we've known each other a lot longer than we have. She took her dress off and stood there in her bra and panties and showed me all the scars from her surgeries, and the bruises from the ex. And i told her shes still gorgeous and all it means is that she's been through some serious bullshit and lived. But you could tell this was like major surgery. Anyway when she laid back down I just traced little circles on her back and stroked her hair, and finally i said "You know I cant exactly kiss you with your head all the way down there" and she said something to the effect of "If im weird sometimes about some stuff please dont hate me. Its not because i dont like you I really do. Just with all the stuff going on i dont want to rush into anything. Is it okay if we just do this? Because i kind of really like this?" And i said yeah absolutely. And like an hour later after a few beers and a couple key bumps, I ended up going home.
So all in all, things went pretty well. Im kinda glad I asked you fags.
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Even if she ended up going back to him in a month, Id take some netflix and making out, and some good middle-school style finger action and pussy eatin. Swooped that niggas bitch. Got some shit to make her vegan hot chocolate (shes not actually a faggy vegan, she just has a bunch of gnarly food allergies). Pullin out the top-tier game.
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