mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You are wired differently, sploo.
2017-06-26 at 8:18 AM UTC
in
In all seriousness though...
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I need to trim my mustache. +1
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Oh, I'll murder. I'll murder. I'll murder. Mmmmm alcohol
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I want to drink a fifth and yell slim shady 101 at the police station in my car, stationed outside, that I own.
2017-06-26 at 8:15 AM UTC
in
Face it!
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
We chop you up like Cold Beef.
2017-06-26 at 8:07 AM UTC
in
My dog died today
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I think I should fight bling.
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
The Fact that I look good with make-up makes ur-such fed up wishing you had a different kind of moby dick taint.
2017-06-26 at 7:49 AM UTC
in
In all seriousness though...
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
But I can still give you fake compliments, and you can give me your fake fucking-faggot-figgit dick stroodling voice all over again. Do what I say.
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
To the Debt of Energy-Repant
At my bars
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I am a statue of supreme-man.
2017-06-26 at 7:41 AM UTC
in
In all seriousness though...
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
God told me to let you know that either Kinkou or I, should recommend hair-cuts for you.
2017-06-26 at 7:35 AM UTC
in
Cannabis Aquaduct
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I should murder you, bling.
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Give a blow job in the janitor room to the principal of PS-113.
2017-06-26 at 5:29 AM UTC
in
RIP
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
It was a female cocker spanish.
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Pee in the family tomato soup.
2017-06-26 at 5:22 AM UTC
in
RIP
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
My dog got killed by a car today. no bling joke