Posts by mashlehash

2017-07-22 at 7:28 PM UTC in What would you do if The Gov. busted down your door

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Bill Krozby, you're not Christopher Titus on stage getting laughs and in saying so,

Explain yourself, Bill Krozby. Why did you decide to strangle your gf?

You don't have a funny jingle either, do you?

2017-07-22 at 7:26 PM UTC in Anyone here ever prank/troll authority figures as a kid?

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

When I was nine years old, I lived in some cabins and the supervisor had two deer statues in his yard. I stoned the deer with my brother, but we didn't see it as vandalism..just dumb fun.

We tucked newspaper in the back of our pants because we both knew the belt beat down was coming soon.

Wasted six hundred dollars, that should have paid for a nice family vacation.

And ever since that moment, he would give me the mean eye.

2017-07-22 at 7:19 PM UTC in Do you own any weapons?

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Kinkou

3 or 4 years ago when I was still fat lol &_&

Bish oh please, you ignit.

Also, they probably won't allow me to own weapons.

2017-07-22 at 7:17 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by mashlehash Lanny needs to start actively integrating the ideas we are putting forth in the Help and Suggestions forum.

Or I will find out the admin password and take it upon myself.

2017-07-22 at 7:17 PM UTC in What would you do if The Gov. busted down your door

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby why the cops break down your door?

two decembers in a row at different residences , i had the cops kick in my door while i was strangling my gf. (she deserved it though so i don't feel bad about it) and they came in with there guns out.

The last time they did it they were pounding on my door and were telling me to open it and I yelled "fuck that"

It was fucked up because in the police report they have me quoted as say "this blow job sucks"

You are fucked in the head, you know?

2017-07-22 at 7:15 PM UTC in It just occured to me

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

My face looks like I just popped out of someone's pubic region.

2017-07-22 at 7:14 PM UTC in The Four Hundred Dollar Whole Foods Shopping Spree

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by greenplastic so what did you get OP, some tomatoes and bread?

is dargo really hansen?

dargo a dusty texan slurring ten penny

2017-07-22 at 5:16 PM UTC in What would you do if The Gov. busted down your door

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by aldra "I was just looking for funeral home for my granddad officer, and then my pants slipped off and a bottle of lotion fell off the desk, I was just cleaning up, honest!"

No explanation required when your mother walks in on you with 3D glasses, boondocking the latest addition of 3D pornographic magazine.

We can talk about it at thanksgiving, son.

2017-07-22 at 5:14 PM UTC in I'm looking at Toothless Joe's Facebook Profile

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Everyone already knows what his name is.

2017-07-22 at 5:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Malice Is the joke that your dried semen is what caused it to become weighted? Because if that's the case I'm only willing to pay half price.

No I have a family member who makes weighted blankets.

Are you truly interested in buying one? Maybe I'll get you one for Christmas.

2017-07-22 at 6:13 AM UTC in Dearest Lanny, please help brandon get his account back

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Kinkou LANNY DO YOU EVEN GET PMs???

I make like three Help and Suggestion threads a day and very rarely do I see a response.

Put down the books, Lanny.

Fail College, Lanny.

Fail College for us.

2017-07-22 at 6:12 AM UTC in Dearest Lanny, please help brandon get his account back

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Kinkou Lanny I sent you a PM regarding Brandon's situation… pls halp

You'll never get admin.

2017-07-22 at 6:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Uhm, I can actually sell you a weighted blanket.

No bullshit

2017-07-22 at 6:09 AM UTC in Can't Masturbate?

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Take DPH and discover a love for spider porn.

2017-07-22 at 6:07 AM UTC in I'm looking at Toothless Joe's Facebook Profile

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

What an awkward smuck.

2017-07-22 at 6:04 AM UTC in Whats worse than a kid drowing in a toilet?

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick There being a turd in it 💩

I--I don't understand.

2017-07-22 at 6:04 AM UTC in Undeniable Proof That Liberals Planned 9/11

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

I guess that's one way to get nut jobs to this site.

2017-07-22 at 6:03 AM UTC in I just want to sit in my bath tub...

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Helladamnleet It's just water. It's like an extreme enema I would imagine.

Precisely. Though, you have to know when to stop taking it up the ass, or your colon would explode.

2017-07-22 at 6:02 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by mmQ Google 'butt' and that's mine. Every image. Mine.

One time when I was a nice young boy, at the proper age of about 12 or 13...I had an internet girlfriend but then I found the image thta this faggot sent me. And when I look back on it now, I just think....Some pedo was trying to kidnap me.

2017-07-22 at 6:01 AM UTC in What would you do if The Gov. busted down your door

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

And you were just about to finish to that risque necrophiliac pornography that you love so much.

Would you blow your load?

Serious answers only.

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